18 ways to be a wanker. |
1. After sex throw £5 on your date and leave. 2. The next day ask for it back. 3. After sex beat your date up. 4. Get the giggles at a cremation. 5. Start a fight or riot, then call the cops and even ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:34:00 GMT |
Why'd you have to make things so complicated? |
Interestingly "singer Avril Lavigne" is an anagram for "virgin vagina seller".
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:27:00 GMT |
Goffiks |
When I was a fifteen year old grungie I used to paint my nails black. I developed a fantasy of some gothic stunner whacking me off. That fantasy never came true. Today I painted my nails black.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:33:00 GMT |
Sacre bleu! |
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French Swearing
English Translation
Va te faire enculer
Go get fucked up the ass
Ta mere suce des ours dans la foret
Your mother sucks bears in the forest
Tu me fais chier
You piss me off (li...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:06:00 GMT |
Punk |
"I decided that it is about just doing what you want, while you have gallons of mohawks and leather jackets telling you that they do what they want, I don't believe them...I respect the person that sa...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:15:00 GMT |
Pretend it's in £'s |
If you had to pay for your sins, and the going rate was as stated, how much would you have to pay to pay for all your wrong doings??
Put an * next to each one you've done so we can see what kind of h...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:38:00 GMT |
Sacre Bleu |
Three women went into labour coincidently at the same time. With thier partners there was a british white couple, a british black couple and a french couple. After the long grouling births the mid wif...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:21:00 GMT |
Phobophobia |
These are funny, I've highlighted the best and funisest ones
A-Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.Acerophobia- Fear of sou...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:25:00 GMT |
Hetrosexual exodus |
Thirty years ago homosexuality was frowned upon, twenty years ago it was accepted and five years ago they said you could do it when you're sixteen. I'm leaving England before it's compulsory!
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:05:00 GMT |
The typical hippy |
If hippies wanna save the earth and promote peace to everyone then why is all they do about it is drive to the middle of fields for illegal parties IN A FUEL CONSUMING VEHICLE to take l...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:43:00 GMT |
