There is a new trick they play on me now. They call it "Chickenbone" They grab my hind paw and yell "Chiiiick-en bone!" in a crazed and gravelly voice. This makes me bonkers! I have to fight them! I must free the paw at all costs and fight the fiendish hand! I believe the hand gets possessed and must be killed...Other than that...all I want is someone to hold me and love me...I love eating, I love sleeping, I love being friendly with your leg (this is why some call me "Humphrey"). Want to talk to me?...aim is theloolie
