WankStain.be is an adult-orientated website that features the ramblings of it's chief (and only) writer, The Guffer. From informative cut out and keep guides on How To Communicate With A Deaf Hooker to completely wasting the time of both The Whitehouse and Russia's secret service The FSB, in a quest to Invade France - WankStain.be can provide you with some light boredom relief on those dark and heavy days. It is not a blog though, and anyone calling it such will have their teeth cut out.
The website is a dumping ground for the nonsense that's in my head that refuses to budge regardless of the medication taken. A resident of Scotland, a small town that can be found north of the country England and brought up on a diet of porridge, whisky, hunting haggis and tossing cabers - all of which are apparently to blame for my apparent lack of social skills (hence me being on myspace now) and ability to use cutlery. I have two main talents: Being able to snort a necklace up my nose and bring it out my mouth, and being able to swallow a necklace and bring it out my nose.
There is no history behind the creation of the name for the website. It's simply an excellent insult I like to use. It's an extremely rewarding insult in fact. Go on, try saying it out loud. It's good isn't it? Now try saying it to someone who befits the term "wankstain". It's even better now eh? If I was pressed into giving a proper interpretation for the monicker of the site I would say it should be understood in two seperate parts. Firstly, the "wank" part could be a description of either the content or layout of the site. Secondley, the "stain" part could be a metaphor for unintentionally blemishing something.
Anyway, enjoy the site. I enjoy running it. If you're a webmaster wanting to trade links or discuss anything webmastery, or someone with something you reckon needs somewhere to be aired, get in touch .
