About Me

I was a "smart" kid; praised by my teachers, loathed by all but a handful of my geekiest peers. I have a very low tolerence for idiots and drunks . I read a lot. I wish that human beings would fucking evolve more quickly. I like to make things with my hands. I'm an excellent cook. I have misanthropic tendencies, so if I'm "rude" to you, it's probably because I haven't had an hour to myself in weeks. I've been singing since I could talk, and I've been with my band, the Asylum Street Spankers for 13 years, and travel extensively throughout the U.S. and abroad spreading the Spanker Gospel.

I am 65% Punk Rock.
. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who shares my interests. Other musicians/performers. Social, political and marijuana advocates. Yoga enthusiasts. Tom Waits. Michael Moore. Beryl Cook. Masaru Emoto. Jimmy Carter. Arianna Huffington. Matt Groening. Harry Crews. Swami Buaji.

Do dead people count?

My Blog

Can you spare some old biographies?

My mom is putting together a lending library of biographies and autobiographiesfor her Girl Scout troop. Ideally they would be about historical persons or inspirational figures, and appropriate for t...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:30:00 GMT

How Do You Call a Cat?

Coltrane just told me he wished he could make that kit-kit-kit-kit-kit sound that I make when I'm calling our cats. It's actually more like nck-nck-nck. You know, you kind of suck your tongue up flat ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 18:42:00 GMT

Done.

Here's the entertainment center that I built while I was home. Well, entertainment center implies something fancy, these are basically some shelves, but I think I've found a new passion. If anyone's c...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 15:34:00 GMT

Falling

Here's some snapshots from my recent skydiving adventure. If anyone out there knows a way to get better resolution snapshots from a video on DVDR, please let me know, these are pretty fuzzy.
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 19:27:00 GMT

I Almost Disappeared!

Kudos to Wammo for turning me on to this fun internet game. Go to dictionary.com, and use the tranlator tool. Translate a simple paragraph from English into another language, and then translate tha...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:42:00 GMT

This video is extremely disturbing. You have been warned.

The attached video is very disturbing, and depicts the torture and slaughter of cats and dogs, many of them kidnapped pets. According to PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), the...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 10:16:00 GMT

Dear God, next time please flood Tulsa instead. Amen.

Oh, Lord! Smiter of mine enemies, I venerate Thee and exalt thy vengeful disposition. I, thy most obsequious of servants, cower before thy greatness, and humbly beseech Thee to release thy divine fury...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:36:00 GMT

I'm a Sell-Out and proud of it!

Tomorrow the season premiere of Veronica Mars airs on UPN at 9 P.M./8 P.M. CST. I haven't seen the show, and until recently had never even heard of it, but it's getting good reviews, and Joss Whedon, ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 00:00:00 GMT

A Tale of Youthful Debauchery

Warning!! The following blog depicts the impetuously foolish acts of two teenage girls loose in New Orleans, during Mardi Gras, without adult supervision. One of those girls was me. If you are my m...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 16:41:00 GMT

Clementine V

Maybe the new gadget I just bought for my iPod isn't really worth a blog entry, but it sure is iCool! Clementine was the name I chose for my iPod when I finally got around to hooking it up to my iBook...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 05:13:00 GMT