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And Goodbye

If I've said it before it must be de-ja-vu

About Me

I am currently trapped down a well. send Lassie!
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My Interests

I'm apparently most like lincoln, still waiting to get shot though!

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I'd like to meet:

Michael Owen, to see if my hate mail has reached him and hopefully ruined his life. OJ Simpson, to see how he feels about being left out of the cartoon. Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker and Clark Kent to expose them for the frauds they are. My evil twin, to quantise my actual evilness. Louis Armstrong, to punch that trumpet down his throat. And of course Mr. T.

Music:

Is many things, but definitely not jazz. Most powermetal is prefferred, and why not check out ninepages (i should get commission for this promotion!)

Movies:

I like alot of quality films the likes of which do not include anything by tarantino!My favourite film is probably Clint Eastwood vs Predator, what an ending just didnt see Jackie Chan getting involved, truely great!

Television:

I tend to remember programmes that others say dont exist, so if anyone who has heard of grady greenspace and ovidvideo and have any proof i would love to see it. and alias is pretty good, i need no proof of this.

Books:

Dr zeus is about the only one i still find time to read, the rest are all in the catergory listed as mediocre at best

Heroes:

The first man on the moon, yes thats right.... Hans Solo!

My Blog

helpful Uni hints

Yes i know it isnt a story but i hope you still find it funny. Some people are never sure what can and cant be said in uni write-ups and essays. The following are all things i have written with the ma...
Posted by And Goodbye on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 04:41:00 PST

either story 9, or story 1 of a new book

In the harsh, dark, rainforest that surrounded the genitals of a masked hero who one day hoped to kill Zorro to take his place and his toothpaste, lived king Spagularious in the castle that time wishe...
Posted by And Goodbye on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:09:00 PST

Story 3, need i say more!

my favourite and therefore the best!   After successfully hosting the one thousandth annual Christmas party in June for the veteran veterinarians who fought the Nazis in the Vietnam War, Larry Ha...
Posted by And Goodbye on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:03:00 PST

Story 1-poor incomparison

i dont like this story as its shit Hans solo was walking outside the T.S.B. building society when he was flanked by Polish freedom fighters; he was quite taken by surprise as he had never seen anyone ...
Posted by And Goodbye on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:00:00 PST

Ladies and gents- Story 4

All i can say is its story four(genetic defect, id like to say other things but i just cant) Captain Bringdown and the Zero Fun brigade were sailing the high seas in their steam train The Majestic Tof...
Posted by And Goodbye on Sun, 14 May 2006 05:18:00 PST

seven (the story of)

yes, no foolin its story five again..no actually its story seven made to look like story five..no it is story seven and may scrot rot strike down those who dont believe it is. The Police capture of Ha...
Posted by And Goodbye on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:32:00 PST

could it be the long awaited story 3!

No,  its story two.   Clement Atlee was balancing majestically on his forehead on the cliff of Justices edge, as was his custom on a Thursday, when he disappeared from the known universe. Th...
Posted by And Goodbye on Mon, 01 May 2006 04:11:00 PST

Story 8

for all of yous that can read and for those who just like to pretend to, here is the eight wonder of the world/story. Defective detective Rory McSquires from the hard of reading sign language division...
Posted by And Goodbye on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:51:00 PST

Story six

available now is story six, just as poor as the fifth but at only half the cost! (dont worry if your confused story six is only the second to be posted.) Keep reading or "they" will cut my oxygen of a...
Posted by And Goodbye on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:47:00 PST

The first story as promised!

This is first story to be posted but it is actually the fifth story from my book - Albiers Chemical Nautilax. Try and collect them all! The book was mainly written so narks at Surrey uni couldnt prove...
Posted by And Goodbye on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:52:00 PST