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Twiztid Soldier

YOU CAN RUN... BUT YOU WILL ONLY DIE TIRED

About Me

Hi Im Mike, DuH, im a Specailist in the US Army, I have a beautiful Wife Nicole and 3 dogs a Doberman Newfoundland, an Australian shepard and a Siberian Huskey. Im Stationed at Ft. Hood TX and i work solely with ammunition. if it shoots, explodes, fires, launches, or fragments then I issue, transport, and manage its upkeep. I love to shoot whether it be a .45 glock, my M16/M203, my .22 remington rifle, or my Bennelli Nova. I am currently deployed to Camp Anaconda Balad, Iraq. I recently bought a CAR-15 There are new pics make sure to check them out!!
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My Interests

Shooting...Shooting...Sleeping...Launching Grenades...My Wife...Shooting...Video Games mostly the SHOOTING KIND the rest bore me... Skateboarding although Im not too good to be honest...Paintballing...Cleaning my Bennelli Nova 12ga. Right now i aint got shit to do but take too many niquil and trip myself to sleep.

I'd like to meet:

Rodney Mullen, God, Steve-o, Violent J, Shaggs 2 Dope, Blaze, Monoxide Child, Jaymie maddrox, brad pitt, NEO, Tyler durden, Dime bag, Waldo, your mom, edgar allen poe, van goh, Lee Harvey Ozwald, Malcom X, Maynard, Jeffery Dahmer, my new dog and Jerry Springer.

Music:

Lamb of God, SlAyeR, mastadon, killwsitch engage, type o negitive, fear factory, life of agony, burihera, coheed and cambria, coal chamber, soulfly, road runner records, ICP, dark lotus, twiztid, ABK, Blaze your dead homie, house of crazies, Bullet for my valentine, slipknot, DMX, Cypress hill, cotton mouth kingz, beasty boys, nail bomb, buckcherri, death, slipknot, orgy, cradel of filth, obituarry, static x, system of a down, ozzy, chimera, murderdolls, marlyn manson, emmenem, green day, avenged sevenfold, papa roach, blood brothers, nail bomb, spineshank, machine head, nirvanna, skeleton army, seether, puddle of mudd, creed, mega death, pantera, lacuna coil, Psycopathic records, rob zombie, powerman 5000, koRn, old limp bizkit, TOOL, A perfect Circle.

Movies:

The game, Fight Club, Executive dicision, all 007 flicks, Rambo I II III, back to the Future I II III, Star wars All Six but I kind of sucked in retro-spect, PI, Requiem of a dream, Underworld and underworld evolution, Fun with dick and jane, the brake up, black hawk down, the patriot, south park movie, beavis and butthead do america, longest yard the origonal, the origonal and new manchurian canidate, clerks, jay and silent bob strike back, Swat, stealing havard, eurotrip, roadtrip, get shorty, payback, leathal weopon all of them, sleepless in seattle, the notebook yes the notebook i know it was a bitch flick, the god father (all), mision impossibe I II III, war of the worlds new, the karate kid series, XXX, a man appart, the riddik series, interview with the vampire, ooooh BOONdoCk SainTs, Shooter, 300, Ice Harvest, the quest, sooo many movies.

Television:

the simpsons, sienfeld, american dad, family guy, friends, cops, over there, WWE, tv really sucks but george lopez allways makes me laugh.

Books:

Time line, state of fear, anything at all by michael crichton, when things fall apart, anything by tom Clancy those two athors are gods amung men. The Da Vinci code, angels and demons, digital fortress, eaters of the dead, rainbow six, executive dicision, deceotion point, raptor red, Behind the paint.

Heroes:

my wife, jesus, rodney mullen (i swear he sold his sole to satan for the ability to do some of that crazy shit!), Malcom X, Tyson (believe it or not it takes balls to bite another mans ear off), All american soldiers, God, the boondock saints, tyler durden. my mom for single handedly raising 2 kids by her onezies, all the sperm who have died as a result of masterbation, i will never forget!

My Blog

SOO BORED NO X-BOX

So I am at home with jack shit to do, MY X-BOX DIED.  And i am sooo sad.  It will take upwards to a month to get it fixed which means that I am game less till then.  In other news I fo...
Posted by Twiztid Soldier on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:04:00 PST

So your gonna be a dad

Well it has been a while since i have posted anything new a problem that i hope will not continue to well continue.  So back dating info 4 days after i got home one of my little army rangers mana...
Posted by Twiztid Soldier on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:11:00 PST

Ahhhh Home

So redeployment went really well and the "re intergration training" is good also so far we have had about 6 hours worth of gay ass classes and then 2 4 day weekends.  This comming home shit is aw...
Posted by Twiztid Soldier on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:23:00 PST

DROWNING POOL LIVE IN CONCERT CAMP ANACONDA, IRAQ

lAST NIGHT WAS THE drowning pool concert here in balad, that shit kicked some serious aaaaaaaaaaasssssssss.  the mosh pit could have been better but it was still killer. any way my buddy dallas w...
Posted by Twiztid Soldier on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:25:00 PST

why sharpshooter

There is a anti mike barrior that i cant seem to break the ability to shoot 36 or more pop up targets at a qualification range, and thus making me a expert and not a gloryfied sharpshooter.  Just...
Posted by Twiztid Soldier on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:38:00 PST