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Well, I'm not real sure what you're lookin for here...but just to get started, I'm really into music, movies and sports. As you probably already know from the pictures, I've got a five year old little girl, which is a lot of fun. There's some tracks below, I'll be updating them periodically. More content to come, I'm just getting back in the swing of things here. I will no continue with some random thoughts...as usual.When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. # Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.