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Koerner

normal people want to be accepted, screwed up people want to be accepted, its one of the few things

About Me

Sometime this June I will be dropping my cell phone, I know this is a big shock to people because who will they drunk call in the middle of the night now? I have therefore set this up so that I can in some minute way keep in touch with people as I will busying myself as much as possible. As for people that do not know me and are just browsing heres what you need to know about me.
1. I am weird, even considered a dork by others but I am a nice regular guy that does make mistakes and sometimes I chose not to apologize because I am just plain stubborn.
2. I rarely drink, even when I do I do it for the taste so please for the love of pete do not offer me beer as it normally tastes like ass.
3. I am introverted, this does not mean I am anti social but it does mean I do not party or party hard like others but in one on one situations I think I can at least make somebody grin once or twice.
4. I am honest to the point where every thought in my head will eventually spill out and my friends are usually the ones who have to sort things out and realize I may just be in a bad mood. As such my friends are a very important part of my life and if anyone screws with them they at least have to give me a good damn explanation.
5. Just for the record, there are still no flesh eating ogres out in the styx. Do not treat people who live in rural areas like savage, disrespectful ignorant culls because for one thing we outnumber you and your advanced technology is no match for our puny weaponry.
6. I have largely been influenced by television, books, movies and things that my friends have said. Therefore me talking in cliche's is exactly the way I talk with other people, get over it.
7. I have to devote a lot of time to my studies, this means I am sort of absent minded when it comes to social skills so please although I am socially inept....eh I'll figure out the rest later. 8. Oh and WoW is back on schedule, mainly because south park made fun of it.

My Interests

Okay, here we go. Movies, Classic books, watching how other people act especially on karoke night at Spectators, Veedeeeooooo games? I enjoy writing long ass emails to people that I do not see in forever that way they know I care enough to let them know every detail of my life. I listen to a wide variety of music but that can wait until later. Currently I am beginning to think of doing volunteer work for a hobby and wondering if Victor is serious about working out over the summer. I am currently interested in A. Getting a more active lifestyle B. Making sure I dont go broke finding a more active lifestyle C. Graduating college D. All of the Above

I chose D. But I am getting my ass kicked a long the way.

I'd like to meet:

Only my friends need apply, I honestly hope to never really lose touch with them but I do. If I do lose touch then drop me a line, and I will fit you into my schedule somehow someway to make sure that you at least get to know what exactly is going on in my life.

Music:

Dropkick Murphys I somewhat like, there's these two kick ass local bands that I love to see named 'For The Win' and 'Doshino Sunset'.
I also somewhat would like to see Twelve Gauge based on the fact that I have been invited to see them a few times.
I mostly listen to video game music when I need something that isn't exactly metal, punk, pop or rap.
Stabbing Westward back in the day was worthwhile, Disturbed is still alright.
My Chemical Romance seems like a great group of guys and I need to listen to more of them.
Avenged Sevenfold, is good for when I need a rock fix.
I know a little bit of music here and there from my friends, but despite their complaints I still like the Killers, Nine Inch Nails and Godhead from time to time.
If I haven't gotten my point across yet, my taste depends on my mood.

Movies:

I have seen alot of movies, romantic comedies are a fav. of a few friends so I know the best ones.
Three to Tango is still my favorite romantic comedy because Neve Campbell is drop dead gorgeous.
My favorite horror movie of all time has to be Friday the 13th part six, why? because it was my first horror movie. The Ring followed by a close second up until little creepy girls with black hair became a popular trend in horror movies these days.
Favorite Action movie is: difficult to discern because there have been so many
Of the comedies that people should know here's the list: 1. Office Space 2. Anything by Mel brooks 3. Army of Darkness (all who disagree on it being a comedy are sorely wrong.)
LOTR, Star Wars and all that other fun stuff is still scifi and excellent but not something to base your lives on. Still I agree Jar Jar should die.

Television:

Anything on Adult swim or saturday night anime such as aqua teen hunger force, robot chicken, family guy or even full metal alchemist is alright. I still don't like random anime that I begin to watch when its half way through the series, they should schedule new shows in a more efficient way.

Books:

Count of Monte Cristo, The Three Muskateers, Frankenstein, hell I'll through in Faust because I finally finished it. Also Romance of the Three Kingdoms is pretty good if you can understand which character is which.

Heroes:

I have no heroes persay, but my friends have been pretty damn cool. From the odd Pat and Godrey to the ever carebearish best friend Ray, you guys rule. Honestly. Edit: As of October 4th, my hero has become Donald O. Hebb the guy behind the theory of synaptic learning. Such cool stuff is going on, too bad people don't have the time to read about it.

My Blog

an apology

Well I got one of my two grades in today, and I have to say that I am sorry everyone but I failed. I was doing so well over the summer and the fall but I failed to do better then a C in the ...
Posted by Koerner on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:31:00 PST

guess what

My thoughts are private, my friends are priceless and the things that happen between the two from now on are counsel and company that I will keep to myself. 
Posted by Koerner on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST