About Me

My Name is Ryan, but everyone calls me by my last name...DeRoy. I am also known by ry, ry-ry, d-bag, and asshole. im pretty honest and open w myself so it comes to no suprise that people would call me an asshole, but it doesnt really bother me that much, everyone is allowed to have opinions and first impressions and i understand how that works. Meeting new ppl is fun and i love taking advantage of what people think of me when they first meet me...usually because i treat them like crap and then i make them earn my respect. If you can tolerate me from the get-go then we're in good shape and we should get along just fine. I was born in Laconia, raised in Tilton from age 3, attended Winnisquam, and i am now at NHTI in concord. I will be taking the next semester of school off and workign full-time so i can think more about what i want to do, because as of right now, i am still unsure about what lies ahead for me. My martial status is not an important thing to talk about...period. i hate changing shit around here so if you want to know if im single or not then just ask me. I have a lot of girls as friends so if ur the jealous type ud prob get sick of me pretty fast. I enjoy sports, particularly Baseball. I've played baseball since i was 4 and intend to stay involved with the sport for as long as ai possibly can. I represent Post 1 Baseball Laconia it was the best 2 years of baseball ever...Next Year will be a good season for em. Other than baseball I also enjoy wrestling (not the kind on tv) football, ping-pong, boobies, drinking my face off, and chillin with the boys. I'm getting back into Judo and im starting to take it a lot more seriously, i want to treat it as a long term commitment and go somewhere with it, but never anything like MMA even though UFC is pretty fucking sweet. I do tend to be rash and a dick but its only because i have to earn people's trust in order to get along with them and you woudl only understand if you kne what i went through growing up to be that way. Thru the toughest of times, my best friends have always stuck with me and even if we go a while without talking we're always cool with each other. Those ppl would include my sister Kaitlyn; cousins Jordan, Calvin, Sofia, CJ, and Cody; Jeremy, Jake, Scott, Charissa, Devon, Mike, Brady, and Sean. For the most part i am easy to get along with unless you're fake, lie a lot, use me to get shit, or just piss me off in general...in which case you are prob just another person for me to embarass throughout the day...but anyway, if you have anything else you want to ask about feel free to reach me @ RYANjDEROY on IM.

My Interests

alcohol. binge drinking. throwing ping pong balls into cups full of beer. ass and titties. baseball, football, and embarassing ppl. boobs.

I'd like to meet:

Any member of the following Red Sox teams...1946, 1967, 1975, 1986, and 2004.Others would include Nolan Ryan, Ivan Rodriguez, A-Rod so i can shoot him, and Pedro Martinez, because he is the fucking man. Free Myspace Cursors
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Music:

Sublime, Metallica, Pantera, Damage Plan, Less Than Jake, STP, Bob Marley, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, 311, AFI, The Used, Blink 182, Green Day, AC DC, Pink Floyd, The Cure, The Cult, Lagwagon, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Papa Roach, Korn, OLD Limp Bizkit, Shinedown, CKY, HIM, Boxcar Racer, tHrOnE, Difference88, a Perfect Circle, Incubus, Nirvana, Reel Big Fish, Blood Hound Gang, Beastie Boys, Taking Back Sunday, Story of the Year, Rufio, Hot Action Cop, Aerosmith, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Tool, Staind, Orgy, Deftones, Boston, Chicago, Blindside, Lost Prophets, Fall out Boy, Mike Jones, Master P, Mase, P Diddy, 50 Cent (some), Kanye West, John Mayer, Gorillaz, Wu Tang Clan, Method Man, Redman, Paul Wall, Tupac, Black Eyed Peas, David Banner, DMX, the Donots, Fat Joe, Ghetto Boys, Jay-Z, Millencolin, Ludacris, My Chemical Romance, Ice Cube, Kriss Kross, R Kelly (esp the Piss on You song by Dave Chappelle hahahahaha), Rise Against, Relient K, Dashboard Confessional, Shinedown, Simple Plan (some), Sting / The Police, T.I., Lil Scrappy, P$C, The Bravery, Third Eye Blind, Thrice...many more

Movies:

Animal House, Goodfellas, Scarface, Shawshank Redemption, Van Wilder, Old School, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Anger Management, American History X, Wedding Crashers, Bad News Bears, Major League, Hardball, Coach Carter, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, Hook, Aladin, Rocky I, II, III, and IV...(V sucked in my opinion.) Vision Quest, The Recruit, Team America: World Police, Airplane, Naked Gun, Naked Gun 2 1/2, Wayne's World, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Napoleon Dynamite, the Spongebob Movie (still never seen an episode of the show) South Park bigger longer and uncut, any Jay and Silent Bob movie, For Love of the Game, Field of Dreams, Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, any movie w Jet Li cuz hes a crazy bastard w his kung fu shit, and of course...my personal favorite...Dodgeball.

Television:

Family Guy, Chappelles Show, Simpsons, South Park, Mind of Mencia, Jackass, Beavis and Butthead, Sportscenter

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Heroes:

-Kris Fox (RIP 2002)Not just a hero to me but a hero to everyone who attended WRHS. He had no fear and was everything that i wish i could be. I will never forget him as he was hands down one of the toughest and bravest kids i ever met.

DeROY

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