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HeLL iF i nO

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

About Me

My name is Jen, Jennay, or whatever happens to get my attention at the time. If you know me, you know there aint much to me. I was born and raised in Naples, I'm a CRACKER! What do you expect??? I live easy, I speak freely, and I chew slowly. I have a huge, crazy family and I try to keep my close friends in the same frame of mind. I am as easy going as they come and I'm pretty much down for anything. I like to be around any kind of people. Above all else, be happy and have fun. GITTER DIDDER!This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

My interests are, but not limited to: cold beer, big trucks, FOOTBALL (go bucs), classic american muscle cars, 4 wheelin n gettin dirtay, bars, boys, family, old and new friends, swimmin in lakes, gettin drunk and sunburnt at the same time, and puttin gizwillies on my truck; basic redneck things. Above all else, livin life and havin fun.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom and cute redneck boys.

Music:

Country mostly, classic rock, whatever's playing, i dont keer none too 10-9-er

Movies:

mostly funny movies, I HATE SCARY MOVIES!

Television:

Aint nothin like CSI, Law & Order, AQua teen, Family Guy, Simpsons. No, I never watch TV, don't be silly!

Books:

Harry Potter and Love stories (I just read the sex parts)

Heroes:

a bum I saw in key west sleepin on a matress next to a parking garage, he was passed out surrounded by a shitload of 24 ounce natty ice cans. Not a worry in the world....

My Blog

SWAMP BUGGY FEVER!!!

What could possibly be better than being surrounded by a bunch of drunk rednecks and bonfires at nite?  Being surrounded by a bunch of drunk rednecks and loud ass swamp buggys during the day...
Posted by HeLL iF i nO on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

what i need in life

Aside from the basic necessities needed for human survival such as food, water, shelter, etc, there's only 2 things i need.  A job and my truck.  if i have one i have the other.  H...
Posted by HeLL iF i nO on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:34:00 PST

Just imagine

Just imagine... 2002-03 Ford F150 4X4 black Supercab big tires florida cracker decal & 'hell if i no' (upside down) decal on the rear window covered in a lil dust & a lil mudd now, if you ca...
Posted by HeLL iF i nO on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 08:59:00 PST