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"You see, Kai, the trouble with you is, everytime you tell me 'I am sorry', it sounds to me as if you really mean 'Screw you.'"
(Paul Kadow, my former manager, one month before he finally fired me)

"I expected that answer from an autistic savant like you."
(My chemistry teacher Becker when I answered him, "My reflection". The question was, "What can you see when you look at ponds at that time of the year?")

"Behaviouralistically challenged."
(My German teacher Kelter's verdict on me. In the same lecture, he told my best friend and partner-in-crime Ayhan that he wasted his time at the Gymnasium and advised him to walk in his father's shoes, i.e. work in the steel yard. Unfortunately, Ayhan never listened to advice, and consequently, the miserable wretch is now a summa-cum-laude doctor at Potsdam university. Always listen to the teachers, kids!)
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Strangest text I ever sent

I've been browsing through the "Sent" folder of my mobile phone yesterday and re-read some of my older texts. This one was the strangest:"I tried both. Nobody cares if I kill him, except for one black...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:38:00 GMT

Feiern im Spielzeugland

Natürlich kann man sechzig Jahre Grundgesetz groß feiern. Und dann gibt es einen neuen Bundespräsidenten, an den man sich erfreulicherweise schon gewöhnen konnte. Alles ist gut. Obendrein versteht er ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 04:11:00 GMT

This is for all Portishead fans living in the UK

This is a mail I received from Portishead:Hi Beth here, on the 5th July I will be walking the 10K Bristol Sunwalk for Breast Cancer. I was wondering if anybody would like to join me? Registrations for...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 03:42:00 GMT

G 20 wives

Here they are, the WAGS (wives and girlfriends) of the leaders of mankind. (This is not entirely true though: Mr Kirschner and Mr Merkel, the husbands of the two female leaders, wisely decided to stay...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:05:00 GMT

Darn tourists (deutsch/englisch!)

Diese Fragen über Südafrika wurden auf einer südafrikanischen Tourismuswebseite gestellt und vom Webmaster der Seite beantwortet. Der hatte offensichtlich richtig gute Laune und bald darauf einenneue...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:32:00 GMT

Could somebody be so nice and explain the end of "Lord of the Rings3" to me?

If memory serves, Frodo, Gandalf and Galadriel enter a boat and then the film is over. Where do they go to? The river Styx? Somewhere over the rainbow? And why?
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 09:24:00 GMT

Just for the record 3

Methyl formate and Glycolaldehyde are two substances which molecules consist of an identical amount of atomes, i.e. 2 carbon atomes, 4 hydrogen atomes and two oxygen atomes. Still, they are quite diff...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:53:00 GMT

Have you ever been declared a "HIVI"?

The father of a friend of mine is a physician, and he once told me that he uses some secret code to communicate with the nurses, for example, the files of obnoxious patients are marked "GA" (= Großes ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 05:40:00 GMT

I hide the funky cat and I do nothing else

Inspired by Daughter. (that's "inspired" as in "Ali Baba and the 40 inspirers")Rules:Step 1: Put your iPod or whatever on random.Step2: Post the 1st line from the first 30 songs that play, no matt...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:27:00 GMT

Claus' Eleven

I saw "Valkyrie" yesterday, the Tom Cruise-Nazi-film, which was not as bad as I imagined it, and not as good as it might have been. Theres a whiff of pointlessness hanging over the film, very much li...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:35:00 GMT