The greatest moment of my life, scoring 4 touchdowns in a single game, was soon after ruined by the worst moment of my life, Peg. Then came 2 other life crippling moments, Kelly and Bud. One is as dumb as a doll and the other one nails them. I work at Gary's Shoes & Accessories for Today's Woman where I wait on fat women all day and plot to hang myself. I also helped found the group NO MA'AM and I like to sit around with my hand in my pants, drink some beer and make fun of the local poulty, I mean Marcy. Oh and watching old reruns of Physco Dad, which NO MA'AM plans to get back on the air.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Anyone under 500 pounds that doesn't want to try to squeeze into a size 7. Also one of those girls with big hooters from Big 'Uns.
