About Me
KELSEY ANN FAULKNER
A SMALL INTRODUCTION BY DAN DERRICOTT
TO BEGIN, ONCE 18 KELSEY WILL BE CHANGING HER SURNAME TO FAUKNER,
SIMPLY BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
THREE WORDS TO DESCRIBE KELSEY;;
BUBBLY
WITTY
PRETTY
KELSEY IS ONE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT ARE GOOD AT SEEKING THE BRIGHT SIDE, AND DOESN’T DRY OVER SPILT MILK.
KELSEY ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING FUNNY TO SAY ABOUT SOMEBODY,
AND IF NECESSARY, CAN HAVE A SHARP DEFENSIVE TONGUE.
KELSEY IS MODEST ABOUT HER LOOKS, SHE IS DAMN PRETTY, AND I WOULD LIKE TO USE MY SIGNATURE CATCHPRASE: “ I WOULD†=P
SO YEAH. SHES ABIT OF AN ALL-ROUND BELTER!
SO YEAH. DON’T BE MESSING WITH MISS FAULKNER, OR SHE MAY JUST BANG YOU OUT, OR ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOUR NICE, SHE MAY JUST BANG YOU.
KELSEY ANN FAULKNER.. THE ALL-ROUND BELTER
