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El Mariachi

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About Me

I'm a woman.
No. Thats a lie.
Everything I Say Is a lie..exept that, and that, and that, and that....and that.
Hey there. I'm Donny. I'm ment to be funny. I think its a lie. I think everyones laughing at me because I have long hair. I think there all going "Get yer fuckin hay-ar cut! hawhawhaw!". So lets start again.
I myself am not funny. I look funny so people presume that people are laughing at me because I made a good joke, but infact. Its just that i look funny.
Glad we sorted that out.
If there we're a contest to eat as much shit as your body could handle, i would lose, because it would make me be sick as soon as i got anywhere near it.
On the otherhand, I could kill a cloud. They're fucking pussies. What are they gonna do to you, wrap themselfs around you......THEN WHAT!?
Having said that i could win a contest to look at as much telephones as I could. I would just sit there, I admit it would be shit and boring, but the prize is this...............................................I dont know what the prize is, but i'm told its good...
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My Interests

Computing.
Skateboarding.
Music.
Laughing.

Music:

RAMMSTEIN.
"The D", the Greatest Band in the World, Tenacious D. Killswitch Engage.
Trivum.
Bury Your Dead.
Johnny Cash.
Bullet For My Valentine.
Rise Against.
Job For A Cowboy.
UnderOATH.
Haste The Day.
Panic! At The Disco.

Movies:

Silent Hill.
HOSTEL.
Saw and Saw II.
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.
Sin City.
Pulp Fiction.
V For Vendetta.
Freddy Got Fingered.

Television:

LOST.

Family Guy.
American Dad!
Prison Break.
Scrubs.
Dirty Sanchez.
South Park.
The Simpsons.
Futurama.

Books:

I Am Legend.
Contest.
Ice Station.
Area 7.
Angels And Demons.
Jarhead.
300.
Watchmen.
V FOR VENDETTA.
Sin City.

Heroes:

Dane Cook.
LaDainian Tomlinson.
'V'.
Matt Heafy.
Peter Griffin.
Steve-O.
Jigsaw.