I know you've missed me.. |
It seems like it has been forever since my last post well...because it has been. I've been traveling the world - selling my body for money only when absolutely necessary - and left the world of ...jee...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 14:12:00 GMT |
It's my party and I can cry if I want to...cry if I want to.. |
So far, this is my all time favorite...you know you got it good when you get an email like this. I can't wait for my soldier to get back from that sand-infested place so he can lick my plate. Let's ho...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:41:00 GMT |
Half assed taco |
So, my friend just got back from lunch and she brings her taco back to her desk and it's half wrapped so the insides go spilling out all over her, her chair, the floor. Seriously, how hard is it to wr...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:46:00 GMT |
If |
If I get one more message where the main pic is a picture of a car, motorcyle, some sort of vehicle...I will vomit. I'm talking projectile... Maybe I should put a little Barbie Doll photo as my main ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:48:00 GMT |
Conversations with fat people |
random fat guy: Hey, the donuts were thrown away. other person: Yeah, they were over two days old. ------------------------------------------------------- this is in reference to the half assed taco b...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 14:34:00 GMT |
My prince awaits. |
Yeah, that's what I said and apparently, I can find him on http://wealthymen.com/index.php?a=myspace&r=300x250b Yes, that is right. All I have to do is sign up on Wealthymen.com and my opportunit...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 13:54:00 GMT |
Random Friend Requests |
Hey peeps...I know, it's been awhile since I've posted anything new and you are all going thru serious withdrawals...but I've got to talk about this...what is up with the random friend requests? Do we...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:44:00 GMT |
"Off" for the fatties...if you don't get it, too bad ;0 |
"Ahhh...Cliff Builder bars....love them...and they are like fucking Citronella candles to fat people....that and vegetables...scatter them around your desk and watch the lard and masa scatter ;) " m...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 14:39:00 GMT |
Lucky mag can suck it! |
So, like most girlie girls out there in the world, we love, love, love our fashion magazines...I am no different. Don't let my homeslice picture fool yah, I love me some shopping! Online, in line...wh...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:57:00 GMT |
Myspace doesn't have shit on my top 8! |
I have outmastered Tom and his little minions at myspace and since they can't solve my top 8 issues (Thanks for nothing, Tom) then I will just do it myself! I'm thinking of starting my own myspace...b...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 14:34:00 GMT |
