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Johnny Occmo

I am here for Friends

About Me

}ME ANGRY BLACK MAN LIVE IN BALTIMORE!!!! Not much bothers me. I'm from the midwest and we're some of the most laid back people you will ever meet. If you don't get along with us then there's something wrong with you,not me. Naw, just fuckin' around. I'm pretty quiet most of the time. I love music, period. Anything that makes me bob my head is cool with me. I reside in the hell hole known as Baltimore.

My Interests

CHUCK TAYLORS, COMIC BOOKS, MUSIC, RAPPING, FREESTYLING, PAINTING, EATING FOOD OR COOKING FOOD, UFC, BOOTY, BOOTY, ........AND UH.......BOOTY.

Music:

Disturbed Individuals, Food For Animals, Hed PE, anything with Xzibit on it, DPG, Snoop, anything by the neptunes, the Chronic, knocturnal, M.O.P., Rage, Pharaoh Monch, Tribe Called Quest, anything with Busta Rhymes, Royce da 5'9, Clipse, Lethal Bizzle(I wanna suck on the breeeeaaaasssst!!!), Beanie Seigel, Rich Boy, Stat Quo, N-E-R-D, Staind, T.I., Bun B, Prince, Daft Punk, AZ, Nas, Outkast, Outkast, Outkast!, Backbone, E40, DJ Quick, Papoose, DMX, The Lox, Tha LIKS, Saafir, Raas kaas, Keith Murray, Redman, Tupac, Eric Sermon, Icarus, Jay-Z, Sly and the Family Stone, The Gap Band, Earth Wind and Fire, LLCool J, Greg Nice, The Beatnuts, Masta Ace, Craig-G, "The Symphony", Big Punisher, Common, Cam'ron(sometimes..), Mystikal, Kurupt, Daz Dillinger, Soopafly, Fredwreck, Battlecat, KRS ONE, WEST SIDE CONNECTION! CONNEC' GANG!, Dub C, Ice Cube, Beenie man, Bounty Killa, Wayne Marshall, Baby Cham, Damien Marley, Sean Paul, Lady Saw, ELEPHANT MAN, Lil John, Noreaga, Raheem Devaughn, Donnell Jones, Jill Scott, The Roots, WU-MUTHAPHUCKIN'-TANG, 8-off Agallah, Timbaland and Magoo, Skillz, Comp, Ghostface, Talib Kweli, The Mighty Mos Def, Mobb Deep, Pirulino, Merengue, Slum Village(R.I.P. Jay Dilla), Dwele, Cee-lo Green, Allen Anthony, Freeway(His first album was tough as shit, but i don't know about now...), Just Blaze, J-love, Primo, Gangstarr, B.I.G., Goapele, Heather Headley, Nina Simone, James Brown, Simon and Garfunkle, Joshua Kadison, Bobby Jimmy, Chuck Brown, Sam Cooke, Mahalia Jackson, Bessie Smith, Dizzy Gillespie, Charlie Parker, Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Quincy Jones, Al Green, Isley Brothers, Stevie Wonder, Soundbombing 1, Coco Brovaz, Novel, D'angelo, Gorillaz, De La Soul, Last Poets, Digable Planets, Portishead Dummy, Attic Crew, Killer Mike, Purple Ribbon, Defari, Tony Touch

Books:

Anything by Stephen King is gold with me. I love scary shit. The Stand, The Shining, Dreamcatcher, Cell, Bag of Bones...

My Blog

Sterling (HY) Homie for life....

Yeah so I didn't tell y'all that I spent the night in jail at Howard County Detention Center a few weeks back. That shit sucked. It was because I missed the court date for the incident that happened w...
Posted by Johnny Occmo on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:46:00 PST

Bored at work thinking about Ass and Titties.

Ass man? Tiity man?......I'm definitely an ass man. I don't know why, I just am. It doesn't necessarily have to be a big ol' badunkadunk either, just something that looks nice on your lower back. Don'...
Posted by Johnny Occmo on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

WHAT UP WITH ME...

What up my peoples? Long time since I've done this...feels kinda weird. Well I've been chillin...well not really. I've got three jobs and shit. Everyone knows that I work at Whole Foods still. That's ...
Posted by Johnny Occmo on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:01:00 PST

FUCK BARNEY FIFE!!!

The federali's stole my parents fuckin car...I got pulled over last night. There was some kind of discrepancy with the tags. He kept saying that they were'nt registered, which I had heard before. The ...
Posted by Johnny Occmo on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:08:00 PST

Enigma

Girls. Wierd. Strange. Difficult. Cute. Bitchy. Flaky. Sexy. Finnicky. Spiteful. Jealous. Mean. Beautiful. Damn. It would seem that with the odds being in a man's favor(ten women for evey man)that it ...
Posted by Johnny Occmo on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:15:00 PST

FUCK Claire, Denise, Becca, Rochelle, Irma, Rosa, Angel, Tammie, etc....

Yo. For real though, if one more hussy sends me a fake ass friend request or message, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind. "Hey boo! I was just looking at some people to be friends with because I don't kno...
Posted by Johnny Occmo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:27:00 PST

All Types Of Women

I Love Women. Especially black women. But I still just LOVE women. All types of women, black, white, yellow purple, blue, green. I swear it just doesn't matter. I was sitting outside my job last Sunda...
Posted by Johnny Occmo on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:58:00 PST

CHILLIN’ IN MY DRAWERS...

OK. SO I'M JUST SITTIN' HERE IN MY BOXERS THINKING OF SHIT TO WRITE ABOUT. I HAVE'NT WRITTEN A BLOG IN A LITTLE WHILE, SO I TOLD MYSELF THAT I WOULDN'T STOP WRITING UNTIL I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING..........
Posted by Johnny Occmo on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:08:00 PST

REPOPST THIS IN 5 MINUTES(BULLSHIT)

Why do people post dumb shit like, "If you don't repost this in five minutes, someone's going to break into your house and titty fuck your mom"!!! Or "Send this message to ten people in ten minutes, o...
Posted by Johnny Occmo on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:39:00 PST

Having an erection while trying to pee...

Doesn't that fucking suck?!? The worst ones are the ones early in the morning when you first wake up and you're brick fucking hard. For some reason, that first pee in the morning never seems to go rig...
Posted by Johnny Occmo on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST