*BuddingGangsta* - ProfilesArchive

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hi my name is willa and i am 3 feet 5 in and i love earwax and bowling. I live where lazy eye cant come find me and rape me.. with his lazy eye... I enjoy the comforts in life, which is why i demand 6 inches of cushion for my pushin. If your planning on taking me as a wife, my dowry contains many hoagies, 18 liters of mountain dew code red, and one of Dr. David Weiwin Low's giant yellow testicles.
Your Daddy Is Arnold Schwarzenegger
What You Call Him: Dada

Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings Who's Your Daddy?

My Interests

You are Kip Dynamite and you love technology.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
brought to you by QuizillaI like putting. periods. in my. sentences. I enjoy keeping track of my many farm animals and training my abnormaly fast zebra to race snoop dogg and or sascha barron cohen..ali g 4 life.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with the body of chris farley n the face of Osama Bin Laden, but with more AJ from N*Sync-esque facial hair.oh and...

Music:

i love footbal on tv burritos at 4 am, dogs that love cats, and twi....i enjoy the remix to beethoven 5th with jay-z n luda thats hott right thurr. pooping is my second favorite my first favorite is the teddy bears picnic.

Movies:

ali g indahouse, WILLOW, SP IS MY LIFE, Lord of the rings, expecto patronum mothafucka. ÂÃ´

Television:

THE SWAAAANNNNN!!! law n order LOST.

Books:

THE DOWN LOW.

Heroes:

stevie garfinkle and co., Oprah, Stedman ay dawg Erica is about to engulf him. "HAIL HITLER!" that is priceless. ...HA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

My Blog

you like to see homos naked?

name: Willa nicknames: Ford, Will, William, Lil Dubz, Wilmer birthday: February 25th how old do you look: like 97.... minus 95 glasses/contacts: 20/15 mothafuckaaaa! fo life. braces: got...
Posted by *BuddingGangsta* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CAMPY

im goin to camp june 24th... write me! Willa Slaughter Camp Timber TOps 1620 Route 6 Greeley, PA 18425
Posted by *BuddingGangsta* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

suk mah beeg black deek.

You...--->Name On Birth Certificate? Willa Danger Slaughter--->Nicknames? William, Ford, WIll--->Any other names you might have? Jerome--->Would you change your name?i mean... yea.....
Posted by *BuddingGangsta* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stole dis isht from mah grrl C to the...C.

DO IT... YEA YEA.. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. 1] Who are you? [2] Are we friends? [3] When and how did we meet? [4] What do you think of me? [5] What's the best memory you have of me? [6] How long ...
Posted by *BuddingGangsta* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

confession/public apology

ok i gotta say it, im sure you all knew it but ill just put it out there so you wont have to speculate. YES. YES IT WAS ME. I POOPED IN THE STAIRWAY AND RUBBED IT AROUND ON THE WALLS (with the help...
Posted by *BuddingGangsta* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

burrett = god

This musical business is great great fun. the other day i saw rhu mcbee whispering sweet nothings into burrett's ear. my jealousy was undefinable. pce out dabbas -willum defoe
Posted by *BuddingGangsta* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JEWISH!!!

haha, i was really mad wasnt i? whoops.. yesterday was passover.. and it was the funnest passover i have ever partaken in.. so it started off normal, we ate our gafelte, we said our hebrews.. but then...
Posted by *BuddingGangsta* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

EXPRESSIONS OF ANGER.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I HATE ALYSSA AND I HATE CHAD. I HOPE THEY READ THIS AND GO FUCK EACHOTHER AND THEN DIE FROM HIS DEADLY POISONOUS SEMEN. i was sad.. and now i am past sad. I AM CONVUSLING WITH FUCKIN...
Posted by *BuddingGangsta* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im feeling chipper

yo ok what up. this myspace thing CHANGES LIVES! I LOVE IT WITH ALL MY HEART MIXIMUS EXTREME MAXIMUS!
Posted by *BuddingGangsta* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

willa ford

i love you tom your my only friend!!!!! yay
Posted by *BuddingGangsta* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST