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Ol boy'n'em

You think you hot snot.................. But you just a cold booger

About Me

"Im Dustin em off like Hoffman" But for real tho... A mellow fellow thats cool like like cubes in a tray in the freezer, you smell what Im sizzlin? I was born & semi raised in Maryland before headin mid-west, the Wisco to be exact. Minus brief stints in Mobile Alabama & Chattanooga Tennessee while I was in grade school, the Middle's pretty much been home base since I was about 12, meanwhile travellin back & forth from MD & Pennsylvania almost annually like clockwork... I was also blessed w/ a years stay in Atlanta in 2001.

Since Im always in the wind & on the move, I posess a universal personality. I can kick it w/ anyone. Aint nothin to it but to do it, yadig? I handle mine every time since I was ankle low to a caterpillars toe!

If Im inebriated... Im drinkin cognac (CO-KNEE-YAK) or brandy, I hate beer :P

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


It is I says me and besides acquainting myself w/ folks from all walks of life from Maryland to Minnesota & all up & down the Mississippi River, I would like to meet people who dont pass judgement, no matter what the circumstances. People who can carry good convo & chop it up about anything that comes to mind. Anyone who likes to laugh, cause word aroud the campfire is Im the "that mufucka had me rollin" guy, I dont really try tho. Anyone who soaks up useless information for no reason is copasetic w/ me. I'll answer Who Wants to Be a Millionaire questions & give the "what is" or "who is" during Jeopardy w/ you (not that I tune in to either). Dont come at me if youre not real (and I dont mean spammers). If youre not a leader, bein yourself, doin you a hundred miles an hour... you can just move around, you steppin in what Im shittin? You pickin up what Im puttin down?
Cool biz! Get up w/ me.
We'll kick it like a field cricket.
Whoever needs beats, whoever raps (mid-west or down south) and any fe who can blow (meaning sing).