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chris

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm medium cool. I'll talk to you about bibliographies. "I got values but I don't know how or why." Nikolai Bukharin is my favorite old Bolshevik. When it comes to pilots, I can't make up my mind between Kara Thrace and Wedge Antilies. I'm trying really hard to rock the shit out of NJ. "I hate the fucking Eagles." "I shoot myself with rock & roll." Most people describe me as "friendly" and/or "drunk." My favorite song is "You're a Big Girl Now" by The Stylistics. I want to live in Chicago or in a Dyson sphere. I know everyone lists Twin Peaks as one of their favorite shows but I really, really mean it. I drink Miller High Life without irony. I love commas... You know when bands (especially Scottish ones) lay down a really nasty groove with a rich-ass rhythm section and then hit you with the fucking string section? Man, I sweat that SO HARD.

My Interests

Eugene Debs, sweater rock, film noir, Scrabble, Netflix queue management, bourbon, Trivial Pursuit, WFMU, Fenway Park, backstory, Bill Murray's face, the Bloody Mary, No Limit Hold 'em, The Wagner Act, mix tapes, playing dominoes, shrimp, comets, bookstores, Texana, $2 LPs at stoop sales, seltzer, County Clare, pointing out continuity errors, newspapers, time travel, shooting the shit, bowling, steering clear of the selfish

I'd like to meet:

Someone who wants to sit on a tall hill (not too tall) and enjoy the cool grass (not too cool). Someone who would get stoned and listen to Godspeed You! Black Emperor records with me but also laugh at me for wanting to spend an entire evening in such a fashion. Someone who will talk about "Blood Embrace" by Oldham/Sweeney and how FUCKING AWESOME the 'Rolling Thunder' sample sounds. Also, I'd really like to meet Peter Falk, Samantha Power, Kris Kristofferson and Isabella Rosselini.

Music:

Eddie Bo,George Jones,Wedding Present,Townes Van Zandt,Otis Redding,Silver Jews, The Magnetic Fields, The 13th Floor Elevators, Chavez, M. Ward, Love, Dinosaur Jr, Will Oldham,The Kinks, Ride, The Cars, Doug Sahm, Sparklehorse, VU, Gang of Four, Centro-Matic,The Meters, Songs:Ohia/Magnolia Electric Co., Gwei-lo, Aereogramme, Can, Prince, A Tribe Called Quest, DKV Trio, De la Soul, GBV, Grandaddy, Joy Division, Spoon, Bob Wills/Texas Playboys, Arab Strap, My Morning Jacket, Portishead, Little Richard, The Replacements, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Decemberists, The Rolling Stones, Edith Frost, The Asylum Street Spankers, Jackie Wilson, MBV, The Gourds

Movies:

R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet,Chinatown,A Face in the Crowd,Sherman's March,The Parallax View,Donnie Darko,Hands on a Hard Body, M, Dr. Strangelove, Blade Runner, Real Genius, The Graduate, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Night of the Hunter, Airplane!, The Candidate, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The Big Lebowski, The Last Picture Show, Dreams, Head, Ed Wood, Touch of Evil, The Third Man, Fletch, 28 Days Later, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Soy Cuba, The Limey, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn, Wings of Desire, Rushmore, The Big Sleep, Zero Effect, The Empire Strikes Back, Talk to Her, Big Trouble in Little China, The Hustler, Do the Right Thing, Double Indemnity

Television:

Tom Snyder, Twin Peaks, Dr. Gene Scott, Battlestar Galactica (re-imagined), The Larry Sanders Show, General Hospital, Playhouse 90, Carnivale, SportsNight, Babylon 5, The Monkees, Six Feet Under, The Outer Limits, The Twilight Zone, Insomniac, Lidia's Italian Table, Baseball Tonight, The Prisoner, Sabado Gigante, Jeopardy, Prime Minister's Questions, Cheers, New Yankee Workshop, The 5th Wheel

Books:

The Gay Place, Don Quixote, Plunkitt of Tammany Hall, Darkness at Noon, John Barleycorn: Alcoholic Memoirs, Which Side Are You On?:Trying to Be For Labor..., The Other America, The Moviegoer, Blindness, Lonesome Dove, The Black Album, The Encyclopedia of the American Left, The Book of Intimate Grammar, 100 Years of Solitude, Black Lamb and Gray Falcon, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, A Confederacy of Dunces, Dune, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, Burr, Travels with My Aunt, The Quiet American, High Fidelity, Affliction, Homage to Catalonia

Heroes:

Zoroaster and Bill Shatner