The testimonials speak for themselves, folks:
"She has a job" --The NY Post
"I laughed, I cried, I laughed again... and then backed away slowly" --Jeff from accounting
"You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not shout- I'm telling you why" --Santa Claus is coming to town.
"The nicest person you'll ever meet" --A liar
"Yasuko? Who's that? Why are you following me?!" --That guy with the mustache... I think his name is Dan or something... I don't know, he works in Human Resources. No, the one with the green jacket that smells like beef and drives the Chevy Corsica.... oh just... nevermind
"I was a fat kid, and I'm a fat adult now... no food for me, That's it." --Yasuko herself
"Dude! Run!" --The guy and his friend being chased by aliens.
**This 'About Me' section was written by a loved one (who she so totally loves, because he is so talented and funny and pretty and clever and smart) and does not necessarily represent actual words or truths.**
