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LEWDOG

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About Me


You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test
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:: Basics ::
What is Your Fullname? Christopher Nicholas Lewis
Nickname? List em all! Lewdog, Fatman, Dirty Pimp, Claire Bear, Uncle Fat Fat
D.O.B. 8/1/85
Astro Sign? Leo
Male or Female? Male
Occupation? None
Religion? None
Piercings? Yes
Tatoos? Yes
Righty or Left? Righty
:: Appearance ::
Hair Colur: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5'10"
:: Style ::
Cloting: varies
Music: Rock
Makeup: No thanks
Body Art:
:: Right Now ::
Wearing: Evil Squirrels T-shirt and Cargo Pants
Listening: Ill Nino
Thinking of: not much
:: Last thing You Bought ::
Bought: golden puffs
Ate/Drank: Spiderman mac and cheese/Kool Aid
Read: Maxim
Watched: Cronicles of Riddick
:: This Or That ::
Club or House Party: house
Tea or Coffee: coffee
Achiever or Slacker: slacker
Beer or Cider: BEER
Single or Taken: single
Matches or LIghter: lighter
Jerry Spinger or Oprah No
Food or Candy: Food
Cassesste or CD: CD
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Hard or Mild Alcohol: Beer
:: Who do You want To ::
Kill? It'll Ruin The Surprize
Hear From? Paul Davidson
Geat Really Wasted With? Everyone
Look Like? People do stupid thigs to look like other people
Be Like? myself
Avoid?
:: Last Person You ::
Touched? Adam
Talked to? Mandi
Hugged? Daniella
Kissed? Emily
Instant Messaged? Elyse
Who Broke Your Heart? Elyse
:: Where do You ::
Eat? where ever
Dance? Where ever I'm drunk
Cry? dont
Wish You were? Right now New Zealand
:: Have You Ever ::
Dated one of your bestfriends? kinda
Loved Somebody So much it Made you Cry? no
Drank Alchol? Hell Yes
Done Drugs? Yes
Broken Law? Yes
Ran Away from home? No
Skinny Dipped? Yes
Played Truth or Dare? Yes
Kiss Somebody you Didnt know? No
Come Close To Dying? No
Cheated on boyfriend? Not Gay So No
Been on a Plane? Yes
Had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up? Yea it was fucked up
:: What is ::
The most embarrassing CD in your collection? Andrew WK
Your Bedroom Like? Small, Pretty Clean
Favorite thing for Breakfast? yummm.. Egg Burritos
Your favorite thing for Dinner? Depends
Your Favorite Resturant? Tony Romas (But Only The One Thats Closed)
:: Are You ::
A Vegetarian? No
A good student? No
A deep sleeper? Yes
A good singer? No
Shy? Kinda
Outgoing? Sometimes
A good storyteller? NO
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My Interests


You Failed the US Citizenship Test
Oops, you only got 6 out of 10 right! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I can pass this guy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You Are 56% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Stan Lee, Jim Lee, Bruce Cambell, Metallica, American Head Charge

Music:

Rammstein, Atmosphere, Nine Inch Nails, Johnny Cash, Drunk And Disorderly, Slipknot, Rob Zombie, Old Mans Child, Devildriver, Coal Chamber, Pantera, Soul Fly, Hed(pe), Gym Class Heros, Atmosphere
Your 2005 Song Is
Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz

"Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me."

In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain. What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Movies:

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2, Dead Poets Society, Dungons and Dragons, Farscape, Grind, Hackers, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Hellboy, Interview With a Vampire, Jarhead, Joe's Apartment, The Last Samuri, The Legend of DRunken Master, Office Space, Out Cold, The Patriot, Pulp Fiction, Reign of Fire, Resident Evil 1&2, Shaun Of the Dead, Spawn, Super Mario Brothers, Super Troopers, Tombstone, Underworld 1&2, Van Wilder, Volcano High, X-men 1-3, The Transporter, Transporter 2, Masters of the Universe, Domino, Snatch, The Butterfly Effect, Sin City, Pirates of the Caribbean, Mad Max 1-3, How High, Gone in 60 Seconds, Badder Santa, Serenity, The Exercism of Emily Rose, Fifth Element, Blow, The Hills Have Eyes, American Psycho, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Fight Club, Lord of War, Saw 1&2, The Crow 1-4, Aeon Flux, Kung Fu Hustle, American History X, Van Helsing, Constintine, The Devil's Rejects, Seven, Total Recall, Stigmata, Road Trip, Requiem For a Dream, Fantastic Four, I Robot, The Man

Television:

Stargate SG1, Farscape, Dr. Who, 7 Days, Fastlane, EUReKA, That 70's Show, Reno 911, Chappelle's Show, Clerks, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist, Cash Cab, ReBoot

Books:

Mario real life mario video

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Heroes:


You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

My Blog

Party

So me and Eric went to his co-eorkers boyfriends b-day party and it got crashed by the landlord so we went to this place called asia and had some good sakke.  good night
Posted by LEWDOG on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:16:00 PST

biking

Damn, 3 1/2 hour bike ride in the woods damn im tired.
Posted by LEWDOG on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:12:00 PST

Injury Update

I was looking for a sharpie to label a dvd I just burned, leaned down and Wham head into the back of my monitor. I'm gonna have a lump.
Posted by LEWDOG on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:31:00 PST

Injury Update

Well I've been drinking again and yes I've hurt myself. On the way back from Eric and Frankie's place I stoped at the old house looking for my metallica cd, didn't find it so I left. So I tried to h...
Posted by LEWDOG on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:54:00 PST

Pizza Gallery Sucks

So last night me and Josh were drinking Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor, eating a lot of pizza gallery, and watching jarhead. Josh left at about 1:30am so i went to bed and at about 5 I woke up and puked i...
Posted by LEWDOG on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:32:00 PST

injury

Well i managed  to hold myself off from injury this weekend, lets see what next week brings.
Posted by LEWDOG on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:20:00 PST

Injury

I think I'll keep updating this every week. While drinking shit usually happens to me. This week like most will be i was at Bakke's house. Playing hack I fell on my ass three times. Eating I stabb...
Posted by LEWDOG on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:54:00 PST

Truth About Porn

What porno's whould have us believe... 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted mastur...
Posted by LEWDOG on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:54:00 PST