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Chad, the oreo slayer...

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About Me

Simply put, I'm a big, obnoxious pain that will either drive you insane or make you piss your pants laughing, yeah. My motto is "Annoying the world, one person at a time". I'm a big giant super pervert, come on ladies, say hi! I'm a smooth mother fuckin' pimp who loves the ladies!Love to taste the rainbow ;-) I wanna have sex on the moon, don't know why, just do. I also wanna bang an asian chick while she fries me some rice! I'm on a path to self discovery but I'm not gonna stop laughin'. Love shows like "Family Guy" and "Chappele's Show". Really get into "Mind of Mencia". What I'm not is your typical well-built, well-hung frat boy who only drinks and does drugs. I'm a real person with a real personality. So look around, delve into my dark psyche, and leave a friend comment or two.

My Interests

..Movies, music, videogames, comics (I'm such a geek!),women, babes, sex, sluts and strippers, making fun of idiots, being an idiot. Bi-sexual chicks going down on each other, who then ask me jump in. Lovin' and laughin'. I like to try to build things and remodel. Watchin' porn. I'm a man of many tastes and treasures ;-)
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I'd like to meet:


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Dane Cook and Stone Cold. One night with Angelina Jolie even the current crazy version. John Cusack, love his work. Snake Eyes, that's one bad ass ninja! Solid Snake. Peter Griffin cuz everyone says I have the "Peter face". Uwe Boll so I can smack some sense into him. Optimus Prime so I can yell "Autobots,Transform"! Stan Lee so I can be in fanboy heaven. Amy Lee, you know why. Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson, and Kevin Smith so I can say Thank You. John McClane, Indiana Jones and Jack Bauer for making me feel like an ass whoopin' machine. Mary Jane-the DJ not the herb. Kid Rock cuz I wanna party with that crazy mutha fucka once. Lara Croft, again you know why. Tony Jaa, teach me your crazy, superhuman moves! Wolverine just to hear "SNIKT" or "BUB". Ron Jeremy, so I can shake his penis. Sun Tzu, just because. Sarah Silverman, she's probably the only chick that can laugh at your "O" face and not make you feel bad, damn she's hot! Jenna Jameson's vibrator. Pauly Shore's career, did it exist? Bill Gates, I wanna sniff his money tree. Wil Wright, cuz he's a frickin' genius. I wanna lick honey off Jessica Biel's ass and do alot more to that ass. Jason Statham because he is such the badass. John Cena, the Champ!!The Spell of 13 Trailer

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Music:

Buckcherry,Saliva,Korn,Trapt,Nickleback,GNR(classic line up),Evanescence,Nightwish,Kid Rock,CREEP,Korn,Papa Roach,Seether,ICP,Pantera,Disturbed,Damage Plan(R.I.P. Dimebag),Aerosmith,Bon Jovi,Metallica,Megadeath,Crossfade,RA,Drowning Pool,Audioslave,Beastie Boys,Breaking Benjamin,Soil,Rage,Live,Silvertide,Lacuna Coil,Tenacious D,Hinder,Godsmack,VBelevt Revolver,STP,Alice in Chains,Rob Zombie,Shinedown,Slipnot,Drakness,Theory of a Deadman,Mudvayne,Garth Brooks .

Movies:

My DVD List at DVD AficionadoI actually was in a horror movie here in Fort Stupid called "Spell of 13" check it out sometime. My new favorite is "Crank" with Jason Statham. Terminator,Final Fantasy VII:Advent Children,Lord of the Rings trilogy,Star Wars(duh!),Kill Bill,Sin City,X-Men trilogy,Spiderman,V for Vendetta,Silent Hill,Blade trilogy,Billy Madison,Happy Gilmore,Click,Clerks,Clerks II,Dogma,Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back-okay everything Kevin Smith does,Akira,Pitch Black,Highlander 1&2,Rocky Horror Picture Show,Total Recall,Stargate, the Harry Potters,Predator,Pirates of the Carribean,Nightmare on Elm Street series, Friday the 13th series,Bond movies,Once Upon a Time in Mexico,Desperado,Tombstone,Disney flicks,Old School,Evil Dead, Army of Darkness,Bubba Ho-tep,Frighteners,Batman,Batman Begins,Superman,Superman Returns,Ong Bak,The Protector,Underworld,Super Troopers,Dukes of Hazzard,The Pest,Land of the Dead,Dawn of the Dead,Shaun of the Dead,Days of Thunder,Mission Impossible,Last Action Hero,Jeepers Creepers,Accepted,Beerfest,Equilibrium,Anchorman,40 Year Old Virgin,Team America,Eurotrip,Escape from New York,Real Genius,Mystery Men,Grandma's Boy,The Big Hit...

Television:

Love most things on Comedy Central, Love "Family Guy", WWE, House, 24, American Chopper (discovery channel rocks), C.S.I., C.S.I. Miami, Dog the Bounty Hunter, WWE and many more. I don't like traditional sports though, sorry

Books:

I don't know how to read, I just look at the pitchurs!Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, Granny World, Midget Tossing Quarterly...

Heroes:

Kevin Smith and the X-men. Paramount for telling Tom Cruise to shove off. I can't stand the scientology bullshit. Bruce mother-fuckin' Campbell! img src="http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m238/trece_3e/God%20 of%20War/Images/GodofWar-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image H

My Blog

Don’t make a promise you can’t keep...

Reprint:   A hard-partying Wall Street trader and his ex-girlfriend are in court over an allegedly broken $100,000 promise to keep on the straight and narrow.In recently filed court papers, Elisa...
Posted by Chad, the oreo slayer... on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:22:00 PST

How would you like a $218 trillion phone bill? Read inside...

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Mond...
Posted by Chad, the oreo slayer... on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:53:00 PST

Boycott Circuit City...

I belong to a website called CheapAssGamer where I get info on videogame and dvd deals. There is a thread in there where a user named "Speedy1961" was able to post the sunday ads early. These ads gave...
Posted by Chad, the oreo slayer... on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:45:00 PST

A videogame that actually breaks people’s arms...

Why can't we get games like this here? I wanna see idiots breaking their arms trying to outdo the machine!...   Reprinted from Gamepro.com Japanese game maker Atlus said on Tuesday that it would ...
Posted by Chad, the oreo slayer... on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:24:00 PST

Sorry Matt but I have no soul, I guess...

No offense to the the gullible and naive saps out there but this shit isn't real. There may be a Matt Dawson in real life but come on you actually believe that the goddamn Make-a-Wish foundation has t...
Posted by Chad, the oreo slayer... on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:34:00 PST

Bugchasing - what is next?...

Saw this on another site and had to repost it, ughh... Why would guys do this?...   It's a rare feat that can actually disgust Yours in Sick Fuckery here at the helm of the Junction. I've seen te...
Posted by Chad, the oreo slayer... on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:34:00 PST

Horror movies and the Tit shot...

Just for the record, it ain't a horror movie without some good ol' fashioned titties in it! There's something about seeing some young, nubile hottie whipping her top off right before she gets slashed ...
Posted by Chad, the oreo slayer... on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

Attention Spammers and Fakes...

I'm not stupid. Neither am I retarded or lonely or completely guilible. Don't send me offers for free this or free that. Don't send me a message pretending to be a famous or hot chick online. Don't pl...
Posted by Chad, the oreo slayer... on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:57:00 PST

Fuck the NAACP!...

****Warning: I say FUCK alot in this little blog of mine, so if you don't like it, Fuck Off!*** Allegedly, because we still technically are in the "Land of the free" that's why I say ALLEGEDLY, a midd...
Posted by Chad, the oreo slayer... on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

When will the madness end?...

I just finished reading about the two teens arrested in Germany for murder. These two mental magicians allegedly stabbed to death a couple in their own home. Fine, if they did it- Give 'em the fu...
Posted by Chad, the oreo slayer... on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:59:00 PST