gluteus optimus |
the future has a nice ass...
sometimes.
( hush you. at least i notice it now.)
what's more is that yesterday's bygone booty is to me
clearly a steam engine of colonic stale-air and&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 00:08:00 GMT |
When a Goat Begs - installment 1 |
A goat, i'm sure I knew, went by multiple pronunciations of the name Elmynegseephyschea. Standing upright much of the time on his two front legs, he had a way of speaking ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 21:55:00 GMT |
employment opportunities |
position and requirements.
SANITATION ENGINEER:
1. required twice a day to remove all traces of pumpkin shit from the premises. we understand the consensus is that pumpkins do not defecate, but we str...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 00:08:00 GMT |
Public Confession |
My real name is Hayseuss Holeinoats Wolfmince and, after years of concealing my identity inside a tinder box spot welded to the belly of a famously elusive, robotic dachshund named Blintze C...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 01:15:00 GMT |
A Celebration of Ignorance - page one |
In a word, the situational impetus behind the following words, is isolation. I would venture to say alienation, but that seems to suppose some deliberate external&...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:12:00 GMT |
fuck olive loaf. |
i've eaten some nasty shit in my day. anyone who's eaten hot dogs, bologna, liverwurst, mcdonald's etc., should have little to say about any cuisine, foreign or domestic. (including cat or d...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:59:00 GMT |
i can't |
It has become apparently obvious to me that there are only two types of people in the political arena; the moderate, mainstream mediocre and the few who really get it. Bipartisanship is a de...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 22:55:00 GMT |
a sprunk. |
radishes, you lazy radishes.
go get jobs. go get jobs.
radishes, you not so cabbages.
sell me cars. have some cares.
pendulum, you profane pendulum.
get some digs. dig a cake.
pendul...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 21:46:00 GMT |
rape. anyone ? |
though i wouldn't know,
i imagine being raped
has some scars in common
with losing a mother and
suffering the clinging sheet
of depression.
don't touch me,
don't hold me,
don't get close,
don't ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:00:00 GMT |
get your junk off my plate. |
scene : two sets of digestive systems and gender-ambiguous gentalia sit on a curb across from the vagina diner chatting.
decadentalist: this is horny.
shitshipoinkerprize: this t...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 23:30:00 GMT |
