breast cancer |
PLEASE TAKE THE LESS THAN ONE MINUTE IT TAKES TO COMPLETE FROM A NURSE: I'll never forget the look in my patients eyes when I had to tellthem they had to go home with the d...
Posted by Erin on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:49:00 PST |
open your eyes.... |
If this doesn't open your eyes... nothing will!
From the L.A. Times
1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people)are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was becau...
Posted by Erin on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST |
investing....funny! |
INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one yearago, it would now be worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of theoriginal $1,000.00.With WorldCom,...
Posted by Erin on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:34:00 PST |
read me im a joke!! |
Legs In The Air
Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad ca...
Posted by Erin on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:16:00 PST |
Vikings vs Packers joke |
Two Vikings fans boarded a flight out of New York. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Packer fan got on and took the aisle seat.After takeoff, the ...
Posted by Erin on Sat, 27 May 2006 08:23:00 PST |
Worry! if your a mom, or have a mom, or want to be a mom, read this. |
Worry
Is there a magic cutoff period when offspring become accountable for their own actions? Is there a wonderful moment when parents can become detached spectators in the lives of their children a...
Posted by Erin on Fri, 26 May 2006 05:28:00 PST |
The Mommy Test |
The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something offthe ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away fromher and I asked her not to ...
Posted by Erin on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:12:00 PST |
Something to offend everyone! |
SOMETHING TO OFFEND
EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?Juan on JuanWhat is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?The position of the dirt bagWhy is divorce so expensi...
Posted by Erin on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:09:00 PST |
Ha Ha I love this |
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several items that range from $250 to $500. The more sheer, the more expensive. He opts for the most sh...
Posted by Erin on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:56:00 PST |
I love you in 25 different languages |
English I Love You SpanishTe Amo French Je T'aime Germanlch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu ItalianTi Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni SwedishJag AlskarAlabama ArkansasKansas OklahomaTexasNorth CarolinaSouth C...
Posted by Erin on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:54:00 PST |
