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Renee

Ignore the boobage. Just look at how cute Toe and I look together.

About Me

I'm made out of plastic and candy. My arms and legs are stuffed with gummy worms. No one can actually see me, all you can see is the light reflected off of me. I'm the wind, baby.
Check out my new Etsy store. It's called toeNja Photography. It's really new, so I'm still working out the details. http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5537423

My Interests

I gained 50 pounds when I was pregnant with my daughter. So far I've lost 20. On the bright side, my stomach makes an excellent pillow for my kids when they are watching The Simpsons.

I'd like to meet:

A bell pepper I don't love!
(chorus) She loves you Yeah Yeah Yeah! She loves you Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Music:

Four of the six CDs in my car are Beatles. Get the hint?

Movies:

Right now I'm into full frontal male nudity. I never realized until recently that so many movies show mens' junk. Hubba hubba!In all fairness to my husband, I will also tolerate movies that show bush and boobs. M'eh!

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad.

Books:

Everything but especially nonfiction.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, and Scooby Doo. He saved me from the creepy ghost one time.

My Blog

Hilarious!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &VideoID=43818837
Posted by Renee on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:46:00 PST

Yeah, another boring survey! Learn useless things about me!

Just another boring question-&-answer survey.  Answers in all caps are my friend Mimi's answers.  I left the ones from her that I commented on. How many people live in your house?4. Me, ...
Posted by Renee on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:55:00 PST

Good God Eating Crackers!

I have so much to do and I'm too lazy to do any of it.  Or, I wish I could be too lazy, because that would be such a great excuse.  You know how sometimes you just don't want to do anything,...
Posted by Renee on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:52:00 PST

*gasp* I just wrote to my favorite Beatle *gasp*

Talk about crazy, random things to do today!  I just sent a short--hopefully not to stalky person sounding--email to Ringo Starr, the most awesome drummer ever!  I kept it short and sweet, b...
Posted by Renee on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:33:00 PST

Losing friends

I have this old friend who I think about quite often.  I thought I had no way to get in touch with her.  Until tonight, I was searching through old emails I had received and I saw one she'd ...
Posted by Renee on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:18:00 PST

Colin Farrell

I have seen Colin Farrell's wang, though sadly, not in person.   ...
Posted by Renee on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST

I just have to know

What on earth are kudos?  Why do I have the choice to give between 0 and 2 kudos to every blog I comment on?  Is it some sort of game?  Does the person with the most kudos at the end of...
Posted by Renee on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:31:00 PST

Arrrrgghgh1!!!

Just why the hell am I not in bed!  Jeez'm M. Crow!  Ah...Baby Girl is so adorable asleep on my lap.  She's my cutsie-wootsie little poot poot face and I love her sooooooooooooooooooo ...
Posted by Renee on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST

The house looks great!

I just wanted to mention how excited I am about how great the house looks.  I have been working hard and it shows, man, it really shows.  Okay, now I need to go to bed. 
Posted by Renee on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST

My boobs are so great!

I had a nice conversation with a four year old about my boobs today.  I was breastfeeding my daughter in the daycare room at the gym.  My daughter is about to turn 10 months and right now is...
Posted by Renee on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:38:00 PST