dear moms. ess the dee |
i probably hate your mom.oh.. and your grandma to. probably your aunt as welland your retarded gf'sbut mostly your momslet me tell you why.. in point form..and non point form if i feel the need- she w... Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:19:00 GMT |
i own it... |
A MAGIC BULLET.im serious.i really actually own a magic bullet..so.. stay tuned for a fuckin multi colored cup magic bullet party... there are only 6 cups....so.. that means.. CORA .... JEFF....and on... Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 00:31:00 GMT |
steak in my window |
right now! right fuckin NOWSTEAK IN MY FUCKIN WINDOW. first of all i thought i was going to die from wicked propane smell gettin up in my hair space...then.. it was a cross of propane and burnin... Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:32:00 GMT |
one tax |
NO YOU MAY NOT!NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE ONE TAX.1. your 202. your paying with your BLACK CARD AMEX BITCH. 3. your esl... and it takes you 10 minutes to give me your fucking international information4. YOUR... Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 22:54:00 GMT |
best fuckin FRIENDS |
my friends are the best.
the best.
better than yours. unless they are the same people.... then...... disregard.
they call me when i need them... they watch gay movies when i need... Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 18:28:00 GMT |
new specie!!!! |
Dear cora:your hilarious, you make me laugh hard. So... thank you cora hunchak, for just keepin it real. - why your welcome cora. !love. cora.----------------------------------------------... Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 21:09:00 GMT |
NAME STEALER |
alright.. this goes out to the little baby freakazoid that is trying to steal my name..
#1. dont be a creepy russian
#2. dont be a creepy GIRL russian
#3.dont think were friends because ... Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 21:05:00 GMT |
jesus died for us. look for eggs plz |
EASTER IS HERE. 2006.jeff and i.. LOOKED AND LOOKEDAND SEARCHED AND SEARCHED until we found...gods gold.WE FOUNDED DEM ALL Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:22:00 GMT |
do not shit your pants. |
PLEASE DONT.
ALRIGHT.
at shows.. dont do it.
at bars... dont do it
dance floors... i know its hard to hold it in.... but dont do it.
the bus... dont do it.
on the coffee table... dont do it.
... Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 21:07:00 GMT |
witches in the sand |
OR more often they go by the name of
SANDWICH!
YU!M
this sammy is super great.
if it had organs we would mate
bread, lettuce, and meat
not even cookies got sammy beat
i could eat 29 ... Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 23:59:00 GMT |