Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

Well what is there to say? Basically I am a myspace hypocrite finally brought into the fold.I was born in California, raised in Las Vegas, NV (where I found the brothers that I will be hanging with and ripping on until I expire) and then went to college in Reno, NV and had the time of my life. From what I remember I made a ton of lifelong friends and became an honorary Garnervillian (complete with a bar fight on a major highway, sleeping in a casino bathroom, and trying to beat up some guy that won the lottery).Then alot of my friends started moving away and I decided that being a drunken idiot probably wasnt a good life choice so I moved to Houston, TX and went back to school. Now I basically work and go to school every waking hour, and when Im not doing that im either in the gym or at my local bar.Overall I am about the most sarcastic asshole in the history of this world, have almost too much pride for Nevada (God's Country), and have no idea how I have obtained so many great friends and experienced some of the most fun and outrageous things (both drunk and sober...but who are we kidding the funniest things happen while boozing). My friends and family come number one and mean more to me than anything in this world because without them I would be nothing.Basically I miss all of my friends, and hate my life...but what are you gonna do?