Unfunny puns that make people laugh. College football is fantastic.. the tradition, the rivalry, the fans, the passion, and Lee Corso(Not so fast my friends). I enjoy playing a little billiards from time to time, especially when its beating dickheads that come up and say "This will be quick." I love to write, all kinds but mostly sports journalism (Former Editor-In-Chief!) I can't help but love the Cowboys and the Yankees. As for the Cubs? Someday.... 99 years and counting...I love muscle cars..Id rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford.
I'd like to meet:
I want someone who finds my jokes funny, mainly because they usually aren't, but laughs anyway. I want a strong woman who can make me feel intimidated, but still respect her. She doesn't have to be beautiful, but she has to take pride in herself and feel beautiful without being told it-Even though I always will anyway. I don't want her to be crazy, but also not a tightass, especially when around other people. I want someone who loves her family, but knows when to put me first. She doesn't have to love sports, but can appreciate my passion for it all....
..That's just about you darlin.. ;)
Music:
MxPx, The PirkQlaters, Rise Against, The Used, Rancid, Tenacious D, Pepper, Muse, Fair to Midland, System of a Down (Pre 2000), Face to Face, the Fighters of Foo, The Bouncing Souls, DragonForce, Avenged Sevenfold, Audioslave, 30 Seconds to Mars, Andrew W.K., Green Day, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Reel Big Fish, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Garth Brooks, Hank Williams, Jr., Blues Traveler, Taking Back Sunday, The Vandals, Brand New, Jack Johnson, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra, Queen, Boston, AC/DC, The Clash, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, ZZ Top, Dio, Journey, The Scorpions, Whitesnake, The Who, The Cars, Poison, Van Halen ("not Van Hagar") and pre-90's Aerosmith.
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Movies:
Rudy
Star Wars
Lord of the Rings
The Matrix Trilogy
The Last Kiss
American History X
Thank You For Smoking
Unbreakable
Shaun of the Dead
High Fidelity
Rocky 1, 3, 4
Super Troopers
Back to the Future
The Boondock Saints
The Phantom of the Opera
Spiderman
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Knocked Up
The Weather Man
300
Die Hard
Snatch
The Shawshank Redemption
Mystic River
Saving Private Ryan
Catch Me If You Can
Minority Report
Forrest Gump
Friday Night Lights
Office Space
Miracle
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Collateral
Waiting
Finding Forrester
Good Will Hunting
Oceans 11
Pirates of the Caribbean
Television:
ESPN
Family Guy
Conan O'Brian
LostThat 70s Show
Dave Chappelle
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
The Simpsons
The Office
Friday Night Lights
Books:
High Fidelity and The Da Vinci Code, Chuck Palaniuk books. I've never read a Harry Potter book..which will never change.
Heroes:
My mom for being the strongest person I know. My dad, for working hard his whole life and providing for a family and never complaining. My sister who has always been there for me, and isn't afraid to put me in my place.
