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richards

Finally! A way to combine my love of helping people, ...with my love of hurting people!

About Me

Damn...I accidentally deleted my about me section. Well...here. After working my ass off to get into nursing school I've discovered that I fucking hate it.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 05/20/1981
Birthplace: Birmingham (Eeeeast syyyde!)
Current Location: Birmingham (cahaba heights)
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown/black
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left because I rock
Your Heritage: Yes, it is nice. Thank you
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tennis
Your Weakness: Porn
Your Fears: Kidney Stones
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatlovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a bigger raise!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: smooth
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit, not again
Your Best Physical Feature: my big head hahahah
Your Bedtime: 11-2am
Your Most Missed Memory: Saturday mornings as a kid
Pepsi or Coke: RC cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Unsweet tea ((what?!?!?! in the south?!?!?)
Chocolate or Vanilla: sexy
Cappuccino or Coffee: black dragged through the dirt gas station coffee
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: If the urge hits me!
Do you Shower Daily: Wtf, of course
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: I am in college, moron
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: in certain aspects, i know what i&..39;m capbable of
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, what a stuipd question
Do you think you are Attractive: Eh, Its been said a time or two
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I like to be healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah!!!
Do you play an Instrument: I make the guitar cry
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, stuipd question
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I'm too poor to afford Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No...unless you count a criminal lineup
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: ....I don't know
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, but what kid hasn't forgot to pay for the occasional candy bar
How do you want to Die: With guns blazing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Toys 'R' Us Kid or a Nurse practicianer
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green, Blue, Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: I'd prefer shorter
Weight: Whatever
Best Clothing Style: Whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: What I was suppose to keep count?
Number of CDs I own: Stupid question
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot
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Your Quirk Factor: 49%
You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it.
Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them! How Quirky Are You?I have no idea what this means. Is this even accurate??
Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 80%
Sloth: 60%
Envy: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Lust: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%
You will die in prison, in a puddle of your own blood. How Sinful Are You?
You are 87% Taurus
How Taurus Are You? Which Widespread Panic song are you?
You are "FISHING"
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My Interests



"Now you walk among the famous ones"

Medicine, healthcare, cars, fixing people, fixing cars, firearms, police work

I'd like to meet:

Manbearpig

What Combat Weaponry Are You?
Ak-47 Assault Rifle
A well seasoned fighter and capable in any situation. Extremely dependable you got your buddies back regardless of circumstance. You can take a beating and give it back just as easily. Though it may not be what you want, you stand out as a well rounded fighter.

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Music:

..A little bit of everything. Some of my favorites are Widespread panic
Radiohead
Matisyahu
The Postal Service
Bright Eyes
Three 6 Mafia
Modest Mouse
Pain
Mad Season
Everclear
Johnny Cash
Mazzy Star
Angie Aparo
Counting crows
Various country songs
Tool
Pantera
and many many many more

Movies:

Boondock Saints
Blade Trilogy
Clerks, mallrats, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back
Garden State
Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your gin and juice in the hood
Anchor Man
Black Hawk Down
Pulp Fiction
The Usual Suspects
King Arthur
The Butterfly Effect
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The House of Sand and Fog
A Clockwork Orange
JarHead
Go
Boiler Room

Television:

.. width="425" height="350" ..CSI, NCIS, ER, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Simpsons, News, History Channel, Discovery Channel, King of Queens, Sienfield, Alias, Cops, Myth busters, House, The Unit, 24, nick at night, My Name Is Earl, Scrubs, The Office

Books:

The classic Catcher in the Rye, The World According to Garp Somebody's Gotta Say It Anatomy and nursing text books

Heroes:

Me in the future

My Blog

cool stuff

So please forgive what I have done No you can't stay mad at the setting sun Cause we all get tired, I mean eventually There is nothing left to do but sleep...
Posted by richards on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:59:00 PST

a cool song

Artists > Bright Eyes > Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved) Well the animals laugh from the dark of the wilderness A baby cries hard in an apartment complex As I pass in a car burie...
Posted by richards on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:06:00 PST

just something

I hear you walkin' around this house sometimes I wish you never chose to cross that line Now you walk among famous ones You're the angels' sun, but now your'e gone And you chose to shine Sorry, but yo...
Posted by richards on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:23:00 PST

Enjoy your myspace and txt msg’ing

While you're doing that, there are men and women defending your right to do just that.Gotta love them ...
Posted by richards on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:52:00 PST

update

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||| 36% Stability |||||||||||| 46% Orderliness |||||||||| 40% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||||| 23% I...
Posted by richards on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:55:00 PST

Excellent Movie

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Posted by richards on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:54:00 PST

1998 nostalgia

I didn't even know they had a video for this song. ...
Posted by richards on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:57:00 PST

Confessions

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Posted by richards on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:37:00 PST

The greatest

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Posted by richards on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:57:00 PST

There ain't no bridges in New York

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Posted by richards on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:05:00 PST