Just hanging out in my crevice, snapping at seaweed, oooh, cruising around backwards. Feeling up the ladies with my feelers, general scrounging.
Anything I can play with on drums.
I like the Blob. Anything with animorphicality and animorphickicity is all good in my book. Just kidding. I can't read.
50" 1080 HD Panasonic Plasma, 32" Tube Panasonic, 27" Tube Toshiba, 19" Samsung lcd screen, 17" Sony lcd screen, Sony PSP
CHUCK NORRIS:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He drinks 3 wine coolers and passes out.
Chuck Norris’ semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
Danny Tanner sucks dick for coke. I've seen him.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea.
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
Chuck Norris likes to get a good night's sleep...with as many men as possible.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. Chuck Norris was pissed off because you can't have sex with 25 gold coins.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may not realize how much he’s actually aged.
Chuck Norris starred in "Firewalker," a film in which he does not walk on fire.
Chuck Norris once had sex with a man, not because he was gay, but because he had run out of women. When he let the man come in his mouth, that was because he was gay.
Chuck Norris once took a bite out of a Boy George vinyl and swallowed it.
Chuck Norris doesn't like fat chicks. He loves them.
A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting.
Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married.
Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Chuck Norris found this page and said, "Shit! I guess my unfounded and unearned popularity is over." He spent the next four hours lying face down on his silk duvet cover crying into a down pillow. Anything less wouldn't have provided enough comfort.
That furry Lobster. He is the shit man, he is so funny when he's hammered. He totally cracks me up in the good sense. Once we were heading back to my cave with these two fine tunas, and he woke up with crabs. That guy is a riot. Another time he went into this lobster pot and smoked so much weed that he forgot where he was. God bless his soul. Um, Old Bay Seasoning. That shit is so bomb with butter and some chives. Who else...Anyone named lobster, lobs, ras lobs, ras lobs the far eyed, ras lobert, loberto, luhmberto, luhmberg, lumpy fari, or roberto is pretty much cool with me. Crustaceans, crustadrens, crusty asians and slooty shellbitches are tight too. Well, not the super slooty ones..... img src="http://www.blumaise.org/images/fin