the interbutt

I'd like to meet:

There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves.

Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.

Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.

Haha, females are so fucking sad. We treat you bitches like shit, and you still spend time, money and effort on trying to look good for us. Way to be a good slave, whores. Now keep acting like sluts and sucking our cocks. And if you change your mind after you leave the house, too fucking bad, you're getting your holes fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it because that's your only fucking purpose in life.

If anyone can find a single decent use for women, aside from the lukewarm hole in their crotch, please write. Otherwise, I simply offer a fashion tip: consider accessorizing your wardrobe with their sun-bleached bones.

Historically speaking, women have screwed up every single thing they've ever laid their hands on. From government to religion to sexuality to the Beatles, they've fucked it up every time.

Let's talk about what women do best: Whining about sex.

Ah, that old time-honored complaint. Helpful hint: they can't whine after you carve out their tongues.

The almighty vagina. God bless it. I know that I personally have nothing better to do than stand about all day admiring an utterly ridiculous little lump of flesh accented by hole. The only more repugnant and unaesthetic thing that I can think of besides a women's vagina is that same vagina on a corpse. Which may, admittedly, be a distinct improvement. A corpse, after all, can't whine about the PENIS ruining its life.

Women? I couldn't care less. So a woman has large boobs. That's all right. I can use my hand, and I don't have to listen to its asinine, half-baked opinions after I'm done using it.

Nearly everything, in the hands of women, is instantly converted into a sniggering schoolgirl's joke. All references to sex are broken down to their lowest common denominator and transformed into cheap, crass one-liners unworthy to be uttered by any human whose educational level ever surpassed the second grade. Everything is compartmentalized into the holy trinity of PENIS, ball and ball. Women will behave like brain-damaged animals at the mere hint of being treated to a glimpse of these anatomical fixtures.

The joke's over, women. Nearly every man on the planet has these items. Grow up and get the hell over it.