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Austin

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I happen to have killed something on every single continent. And I'm not talking about sissy things, like household insects. I'm talking about manly things, like huge, caribu-eating insects. The kind that live in caves and demand sacrifices from the local villagers. I've also killed caribu. And local villagers.

My Interests

vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet, Holiest of Holies, love cave, Pandora's Box, orgasm chasm, cockpit, yoni

I'd like to meet:

Jamal Edward, The Slightly-Blacker Prince of Wales

Music:

Sea shanties, lute solos, rhythmic chanting.

Movies:

Yo Soy Cuba.

Television:

Arrested Development

Books:

Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Joshua, Judges, Ruth, 1 Samuel, 2 Samuel, 1 Kings, 2 Kings, 1 Chronicles, 2 Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther, Job, Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Solomon, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi, Tobit, Judith, Additions to the Book of Esther, Wisdom of Solomon, Ecclesiasticus (or the Wisdom of Jesus Son of Sirach), Baruch, The Letter of Jeremiah, The Prayer for Azariah and the Song of the Three Jews, Susanna, Bel and the Dragon, 1 Maccabees, 2 Maccabees, 1 Esdras, Prayer of Manasseh, Psalm 151, 3 Maccabees, 2 Esdras, 4 Maccabees, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts of the Apostles, Romans, 1 Corinthians, 2 Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, 1 Thessalonians, 2 Thessalonians, 1 Timothy, 2 Timothy, Titus, Philemon, Hebrews, James, 1 Peter, 2 Peter, 1 John, 2 John, 3 John, Jude, Revelation

Heroes:

Cameron Clark, for sucking more cock than I ever thought possible.

My Blog

Post6

The sixth post is the flashback post.Turns out I didn't change my interests after all. Remember when I said I might?I don't use the phrase "grab your balls" on a regular basis. Remember when I said ...
Posted by Austin on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:03:00 PST

Post5

Numero cinco. Spanish for: Number five. I'm still coming down off of a high. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was pretty tight. So was the O'Dowd school musical production of How To Succeed ...
Posted by Austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Post4

It's a post of the fourth persuasion. What's up with sophomores and being whores? Is it trendy? Are sophomores always whores? What's wrong with American youth? I bet it's the reefer. I would...
Posted by Austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Post3

Post number 3. Raise the roof. I'm busy as sin. Between Bandworks and Mock Trial, I have no free time. It kinda sucks. On the bright side, my penis grew 3 sizes. It's an appropriate number, ...
Posted by Austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Post2

So, my second post. I don't have much more to say than in my first post. I'm going to start using the phrase "grab your balls" more in common speech. I'll use it as an expression such as, "Grab y...
Posted by Austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Post1

My first post on MySpace. Epic. I'm not sure if my editorial choice of putting a list of terms for "vagina" in place of my "interests" is really a good one. I may change that later.
Posted by Austin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST