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Corneilus Chesticlese

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Dude college was a joke. Concord sucks barlws. I work in a small cafe owned by a Lebanese man who pinches my cheeks and pounds on my chest when he talks to me. I like to make anything "delicious." I use music as motivation, as a seditive and as a stimulant. I enjoy fabulous sounding stereos. I love garlic. I cant go a day without eating eggs. i love making tomato sauce. i wish i owned a working vintage tube amplifier. I wish i was dancing to aphex twin. I wish i had seen fugazi live. Ian mckaye shook my hand and signed my poster. I like the feeling of accomplishment after helping someone, cleaning something dirty or repairing my own car and saving money. I consider myself an "Ass man" though i have nothing against "Tits men." Cilantro goes well with anything. I like to make weird faces.

My Interests

Rocking incredibly hard. Jerking off my muscles. Drinking while on clonopin, eating crystalline LSD, freebasing, taking kava, jogging, cooking, smoking PCP. Eating my own feces. mainlining high gravity malt liquor. Lemurs man, Lemurs.

I'd like to meet:

No one right now. girls are pretty sexy sometimes. I only feel jealousy when I see someone of the same sex who is better looking than me, flatter abs, smaller nose, whatever.

Music:

Well Gojira is the greatest currently. The new Grails vinyl I just got in the mail seems really good but I've only heard it once. New battles, old battles. New shellac album is coming out soon. 10,0000,0.139 other bands i don't know about yet and might never get a chance to listen to. Cursive. Zombi. Amoroso.

Movies:

Just the classics & that sick movie i saw that one time, MAN THAT WAS COOL, What was the name again....Wait it had that guy in it from that T.V. show.....OH YEAH!, Jon Lithgow!, It was CLIFFHANGER! Oh yeah and Vincent Gallo's Brown Bunny and Jim Jarmusch so i can sound fuckin wicked cool.

Television:

I am totally watching Hangin with mister cooper right now. Its almost holding my interest. I love the food network. Mario Battali is a disgusting human being but i think that he may have ascended to a higher state of consciousness so that his soul has actually become a delicious tuscan feast. E's most horrifying Hollywood murders. Alton brown. Any of the numerous shows that throw some dude into the wilderness with nothing but a knife and a dead seal.

Books:

William s Burroughs is gay, He loves young , tan south American boys and the mystical drug ayhuasca, which i leaned about in "collidge" but still haven't tried yet. And hes a good writer. James st. James is also gay and im about o read his new one because disco bloodbath was so awesome. And of course the master, Bret Easton Ellis.

Heroes:

Bret Easton Ellis. Anyone i meet who is more sarcastic, But you know in like a good way. Gorgeous lesbians. People who poop in the woods. Anyone who is bi-lingual and can do chemistry.