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SMJ

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About Me

I like pro wrestling, metal, talking like im swedish, and my super-sexy girlfriend. all yall bitches, back off my biscuits

Myspace layouts from Pyzam.com

My Interests

Let's see here. I enjoy lots of sports and stuff. Mostly mat ball, skiing, and pro wrestling (it's still real to me damnit!) All the normal dude stuff too, TV, movies, my girlfriend, and food. And hey, i like comics.

I'd like to meet:

Satyricon - The Pentagram Burns Dick in a Box Flight of the Conchords: If You're Into It A Kiss is Not a Contract Bret you got it Goin on Business Time

Music:

Metal. Up and Down. Death, Glam, Industrial, Viking, Core, Battle, Gore, Black, Thrash, Power, they all rock.

Books:

..horror and sci-fi novels comic books FTW, i could use some Thorsleep

Heroes:

Captain America R.I.P.

My Blog

So....rockstars give me drinks

So, me pete and brian went to see machine head and arch enemy last sunday. bad fuggin' ass. it was t3h shit and all, like most metal concerts, plus i was in the second row. so at the end of machi...
Posted by SMJ on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:51:00 PST

i've never really had a reason to say this before, but

Fuck the police. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck the police. Just fuck 'um. I have some merit behind this one so hear me out. So Matt Ball, Chaz and I all went to the Maryland Deathfest today, hurray right? right......
Posted by SMJ on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:33:00 PST

WHOAMG first blog *excited almost*

"i like an escalator man. 'cause an escalator can never break, just temporarily become stairs." Figured i'd share that bit of knowledge from the late, great mitch hedberg. it's 1 in the morning and i ...
Posted by SMJ on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:09:00 PST