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Jake

I'm an impressionable child in a tumultous world and they say I'm at a difficult stage...

About Me

I'm the kind of guy you can find at the nearest party - at a club, down the street or in my house! I'm here just to look around and meet people, and because I was suckered into it! My friends say I'm most well known for my sense of humor; I'm the kind of guy who has a one-liner for any situation!
For those who like to chat, my Yahoo ID is Courtjakester. Drop me a line and I'll hit ya back!Myspace Graphics
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My Interests


Music, sports, social gatherings, cars, hunting, computers, games, the occasional book, humor... .. Tell me the movie this is from : "I warn you gentlemen, I am not to be trifled with. To pull the tail of a lion is to open the mouth of trouble and reveal the teeth of revenge biting the tongue of deceit."
You Are 80% Gentleman
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices! Are You A Gentleman?

I'd like to meet:


You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.

When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
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adopt your own virtual pet!.... .. .. .. ..>..
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test ..t-->My score on../t--> The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test :

Zombie Master.
(You scored 71% survivability and 69% kickass-ability!)

You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations.

..t-->Link../t-->: The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test ( ..t-->OkCupid Free Online Dating../t--> )

Music:

Music: I know I'm going to forget some but here's a short list. John Butler Trio, Cake, Moby, Eminem, Gorrillaz, Dropkick Murphys, Carley Comanndo, Creed, Meatloaf, Godsmack, Ben Folds, Tool, Orgy, Pete Townsend, Rhapsody, My Chemical Romance, System of a Down, Mutemath, Green Day, Hans Zimmer, Klaus Badelt, Dragonforce, Avenged Sevenfold, NIN, Disturbed, A Pefect Circle, Metallica, Gary Jules, Mudvayne, Breaking Benjamin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nightwish, Skillet, The Used, Jedi Mind Tricks, Nonpoint, Apocolyptica, Machin Head, Ronny James Dio, Korn, Ozone, Joe Buddens, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Cypress Hill, NWA, Snoop Dogg, Redman, Eric Sermon, Wycliff, Mad at Gravity, Peter Gabriel, Eve Six, Rage Against the Machine, Weezer, Live, The Offspring, Queens of the Stone Age, Evanescence, Chanticleer, Good Charlotte, Prodigy, Faithless, Daft Punk, 10 Years, Between the Buried and Me, Fifth Dimension, Van Halen, REO Speedwagon, ELO, Styx, Boston, Earth Wind and Fire, Lustra, Alabama, Pantera, Sponge, Type O Negative, Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Bush, MacTalla M'Or, Our Lady Peace, Eagles, Albannach, Rammstein, Supertramp, Crash Test Dummies, and Black Sabbath.
Your IQ Is 130
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Movies:

Why Macs Suck


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A video in which a guy rants about why macs suck. Very creative approach. Anything Kevin Smith, anything Tarentino, Comedy, some Horror, and of course Action.
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?..

Television:

Family guy, The Sheild, 24, Mind of Mencia

Books:

Books: I'm going to list authors instead, and in no particular order. Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman, Alan Dean Foster, Roger Delaney, Richard Marcinko, Stephen King, Terry Goodkind, Terry Brooks, Robert Jordan, David Eddings, Don Perrin, Tom Clancy, Clive Cussler, Robin Hobb, Joel Rosenberg, Louis L'Amour, and Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:


You Are 62% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Blog

Life... why does it have to suck?

So anybody, tell me this:  why does life suck?  Why does it seem like all happiness is fleeting, shallow, or transparent to begin with?   It seems to me like for every step forward I ta...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST

Chivalry in the modern day world

Yes, that's right folks.... chivalry in the modern day world.  Is it dead?  I'd like to think not.  I do my best to keep it alive, opening doors when I can, being as 'gentlemanly' ...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:02:00 PST

Waterfalls, Smoking, and Tainted Peanut Butter

Ok so this is gonna be a wierd one folks, and probably kind of lengthy.  Consder yourselves warned.   Ok so I'm sitting at my desk just chatting online with some good friends when I hea...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST

Smoking: Part II

So it's been three and a half weeks now, and still staying off the nicotine.  It's wierd though - like I know that there's definately no more nicotine in my body, and hopefully my lungs are heali...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

Smoking

Well, it's been about three days since I had a ciggarette.... and boy, do I want one.   I'm begining to understand what makes quitting so difficult - it's not the physical addiction, although tha...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

Stanky People

Welcome to another semi-famous rant by Jake.  Todays' topic is stanky people.  Just to clarify, "stanky" is a term used to denote stinky, skanky, maloderous, lazy SOB's that need to all go f...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:10:00 PST

Clickers, chain letters, and pop-ups

So I just have to ask, what's the marketing stratagy behind these things?  Are people out there so retarded that their browsers are being spammed with hundreds of pop-ups and they still even cons...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:06:00 PST

I hate Deer

..Yeah so I hit a deer today....   The bugger just jumped out in front of me, and when I swerved to miss him, the crazy suicidal bastard jumped right back in front of me.  I ended up messing...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST