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Joshua

Unfettered Optimism!

About Me

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What Color Best Describes You?


Red
Red can represent... danger. It can also excite the senses and activate blood circulation.You are energetic and like taking risks. Very aware of what's going on around you, you are a leader who's not afraid to speak up.
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My Interests

Travel, Martial Arts, Photography, Gymnastics, Hiking, Reading, Astronomy, Interesting People, and Air Shows are some of my passions.

I'd like to meet:

I guess if I could meet anyone at all, it would be... LIVING NOW: President George W. Bush--because I've never met a president before and I just think it would be pretty cool to do so. DESEASED: Ghengkis Khan--this may sound weird, but I'd like to know what a really nasty, vicious, merciless person really looks like, besides my ex-boss, that is.ON MySpace: Forward-thinking, positive minded people who have a love for living and are genuine in their desire to be of help to others!
JOSHUA
J is for Joyous
O is for Outgoing
S is for Skillful
H is for Hardworking
U is for Upbeat
A is for Abstract What Does Your Name Mean?

Music:

My favorite music is Contemporary Jazz. However, I've been able to develop a fairly well-rounded taste in music (in no particular order): Blues, Rock, Gospel, Classical, Country, Fusion, Popular, Folk, R&B
So What The Fuss Add a video to your site Webratsmusic.com SOME FAVORITE ARTISTS: Grover Washington Jr.; Sonny Rollins; Bob James; John Coltrane; Michael McDonald; Luther Vandross; Rod Stewart; Mariah Carey; Stevie Wonder; Kenny Rogers; Dolly Parton; Ray Stevens; Wierd Al Yankovich; Amy Rogers (American Idol--Season 3); Tina Turner; Earth, Wind & Fire; Mya; Phil Collins; Joe Cocker; O-Town; Aretha Franklin; James Brown; Barry White; James Ingram; The Beatles; Elvis; Amy Grant...and more!

Movies:

SPIDER MAN, MINORITY REPORT, BOURNE IDENTITY, HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER, X-FILES (The Movie); AIR FORCE ONE, SCHINDLER'S LIST; 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY; ERASER; (Anything Called) STAR TREK; THE SOUND OF MUSIC; RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK; FORREST GUMP; THE MATRIX (TRILOGY); THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL; ANY GOOD MARTIAL ARTS FLICK.

Television:

All-Time Favorites: "24"...Best Show On TV!, followed closely by, "The X-Files"...second best show ever! With "Scrubs", a close third!
Others I try to make time for include...

PBR Bull-Riding, The Unit, Anything called: Star Trek!

Books:

If you want some insight into why you are the way you are (SURPRISE ALERT!)...get "The Birth Order Book". Also helps you to understand your siblings (if any) and other people as well! And of course, if you're an "Only Child", well, let's just say, "May God have mercy on..."
Since I have a somewhat "uniquely warped" sense of humor, I find books like, "The Darwin Awards", to be quite interesting. Somewhat morbid...but mostly humorous! After all, lest we forget, in a manner of speaking..."they did ask for it!"
"The Total Money Makeover", by Dave Ramsey is a must-read for anyone who wants to get their financial house in "Total" order.

Heroes:

The many men and women of our armed forces! As a veteran, I understand and appreciate the tremendous sacrifices and dangers they face on a continual basis! ..

My Blog

True Story?!...RECTUM STRETCHER

RECTUM STRETCHER  While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit),  a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop  with a radar gun on the other sid...
Posted by Joshua on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST

Sad, Sad Story!

I know 2006 has been a stressful year so far for so many people but thought you would want to read this sad story!With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth refle...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:00:00 PST

Popsicle

Popsicle Sam and Sarah knew the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to rep...
Posted by Joshua on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST

A pirate walks into a bar...:

with the helm of a ship quite visibly lodged in the front of his pants. The bartender says, "Jesus christ, man, there's a huge steering wheel stuck in your pants." The pirate replied, "Y'arr I know, I...
Posted by Joshua on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:43:00 PST

Another lawyer joke

A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But there is one condition. I am a lawyer's g...
Posted by Joshua on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:23:00 PST

30 Points to Ponder

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God; I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depe...
Posted by Joshua on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:19:00 PST

Did You Ever Wonder?

Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bre...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:33:00 PST

10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Th...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:30:00 PST

Boots

Boots Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still di...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:16:00 PST

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes That's not right...Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?...Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me ASAP...Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man...Dum Gai Small Horse...Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go ...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:09:00 PST