James is often asked what its like to be a genius and he always gives the same answer, he doesnt know. Not because he isnt a genius but because hes been one all his life and he cannot relate to the average person. So how could he describe it? But onwards... you want to know a little about james white eh? the guy cooler than the other side of the pillow eh? Well thats why your here. i mean DUH everyone wants to know james. i cant make any promises youll meet him but hey, lets read on anyway.
james often entertains me (yes ive met him) with his stories of how he is always right. Now rumour has it that this one time, two johovahness witnessses knocked on his door. And to cut a long story medium-to-long in length, he converted THEM. i mean what a smart chappy he is (apparently he remembers his own birth). Weve been at parties and ive watched him in awe debating with various intellects and always walking away with the last word. hes so popular. hed stand there with a smug (although entitled) smile, completly isolated in the middle of the room, everybody would just look at him like they didnt like him. obviously jealousy. he doesnt even get invited to parties anymore, out of respect and fear of his brilliant mind he said. i like to see him as a bearer of knowledge and information. like the time he told his 2 neices there was no santa. the pair of them were in tears but you could see the look ijn their eyes. they RESPECTED him. this one time he threw a bullseye with his eyes closed, pure skill. he was like butter that day... on a roll. he can do it over and over he sez but chose not to be a show off. like he always says 'leave them wanting more'. I tried to tell james that saying doesnt apply when your feeding starving children from Kenya but he wouldnt listen.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: james White
Birthday: 03 03 86
Birthplace: good hope i think
Current Location: Ii could be anywhere
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: from the hood
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: paranoia
Your Fears: looking stupid
Your Perfect Pizza: stupid Q
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meet some new ppl
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: how random
Thoughts First Waking Up: time?
Your Best Physical Feature: dont wanna say
Your Bedtime: 1
Your Most Missed Memory: playing basketball in my garden
Pepsi or Coke: fanta
MacDonalds or Burger King: subway
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck em both
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanila
Cappuccino or Coffee: hate hot drinks
Do you Smoke: never have never will
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: i hate singing
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: ive been
Do you want to get Married: not yet
Do you belive in yourself: definatly, if u want somet dun properly, gotta do it yourself
Do you get Motion Sickness: i get motion erections
Do you think you are Attractive: from certain angles
Are you a Health Freak: yeah
Do you get along with your Parents: i spose
Do you like Thunderstorms: im not 6
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no, do u listen?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yea
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: me? dumped?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: naked girl avalanche
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: graphic designer
What country would you most like to Visit: brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: i like blonde and brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: lets not be picky, just not biger than me
Weight: same as above
Best Clothing Style: not doin what fashion tells em
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero
Number of CDs I own: zero, really.
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: a seret 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not being braver in social situations
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