Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic

About Me

Did you know that the monkey sales never worked, so now I'm working on money. Did you know money has monetary value? So I stick to money, cause the monkeys dont gimme shit. Financaily speaking.

My Interests

I like to walk to the car then the building, then the office, then the door, then the bathroom, then the mailroom, then a wander, then the stairs, then the offiice. Full Circle

I'd like to meet:

I don't need to meet any more monkeys, but how about OTIS? You go up and down 50 billion elevatoers evey year, and Otis gets no props. Otis is dead by the way, RIP Otis, And give him some gaddam respect. OTIS is cool.

Music:

The Arctic Monkeys are awesome I've not listened to the new Ferderline album. And that's it.

Movies:

Sometimes in the summer, people keep their windows open and you can peep in their window and watch and hear the movie their watchin. Plus you can smell popcorn, but fuck if it is a movie about monkeys.

Television:

The Romeo shelter has a pretty good TV, but they keep playin all the shit I don't want to see.. Cops, Intervention, Hobo Swap, Youngin' Hobo Slap - I'm in all of them, usually in the backgroung with a "Hi Mom" poster.

Books:

Books are only good when you have something to trade - Bible for Whiskey?, Moby Dick for Whiskey?, etc. Nobody ever wants to trade.

Heroes:

Hogan, Catrammer, youngins - they gots 20 bucks

My Blog

Russia

Puntin (sic) wants to test his fucking missle, well I say bring it on, thats why we got Star Wars, right. Anyway, last time I looked, Russia hasn't won any wars lately. Especially when i take them i...
Posted by Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:38:00 PST

20K more troops

I cant wait til we put all dem guys there in Iraq. The Iraqis need more of us to tell them whats up. I swear, I was at a party store the other day, and I knew they shouldn't put the Krunchers by the...
Posted by Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

Northern Koreans

What do the North and South Koreans have to be so pissed off at each other about? There was once a North and South Dakota and they made up.
Posted by Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST

Pages ism

Man that shit in Congress pissed me off about the pages. You know you can't make a book without pages. And you know the Yellow pages company is probably screwed.
Posted by Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:21:00 PST

Propinganda

I read this book called "Fat Food Nation" where they talked about how all the farmers buy their cows from India, and all of our lettuce growing jobs are goin' to China. I tell you what, I go to Mcdon...
Posted by Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:38:00 PST

Bitches be dissin' my ride

I'm kickin it in my '99 'Corde*, and I gots these hooligans dissin' my ride! Now I know my rims still be on order, but, shit, a brother gots to get around, yo?
Posted by Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST

Cars Don't Sell

That's what we're sayin' in Michigan. Nobody's gots jobs and the Japanese make our jeans. I'm not buying one of those Hybirds, either, brother.
Posted by Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:37:00 PST

Why is everyone mad at the immigrants?

I mean shit I was an immigrant at one time. Why do you think we have all these kickass restaurants, its becuase of the immigrants.
Posted by Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:21:00 PST

Why my peeps gotta be spillin the beans and franks?

You know you gots the hunger and you go for the old favorite beans and franks. then you got the shit cooking and then some fool comes by and throws mustard or pepper or something in it, and then he s...
Posted by Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 06:50:00 PST

I guess I like hangin' out and all

I guess I like hangin' out and all but you always have that fucker who wants to kick everyone's ass. I swear if this state had capital punishment I'd say The Governor wants to speak to you, and then ...
Posted by Captain Fabulous aka Captain Fantastic on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:55:00 PST