Tom

Crazy Pedantic Enigmatic Romantic Sensational Cynical Random Varied Tempremental Soft Firm but FairTheses are some of the things which can desrcibe meI'm like Marmite either you love or hate meBut hate is for losersI have no time for bullshitters timewatsers cheats and liarsCarpe DiemVulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham walletCattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocketBatter dip the cranny ax In the gut lockerRetrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatterIf i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically I don't wanna beat around the bushFoxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloMarinate the nether rod In the squish mittenPower drill the yippee bog With the dude pistonPressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkleCannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steepleIf i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically I don't wanna beat around the bushFoxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloPut the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where prontoAs above my title sems to be leaning towards the fact that In have stopped smoking and require 6 to 9 month of Cognitive behaviour therapy! Yup told you all I am a headcase at last...Long live the past memories of normailty and sanityI am in no way asking anyone to feel sorry for me just to help me in my quest for things to be normal again