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Robbie

Keepin' it Israel

About Me

I'm better than you.

My Interests

Television:

Television is for children.

My Blog

The Truth about Muhammad (Don't read if easily offended!)

He was God's prophet and a divine figure before he ascended to heaven in Jerusalem.
Posted by Robbie on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:54:00 PST

Carrot Devil

When it comes to being social, it is rather common that people will not socialize with a higher intelligence person. There's mental bullying and peer pressure to ostracize such folk all throughout hig...
Posted by Robbie on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:41:00 PST

An epic struggle between a retard and a child-proof bottle of flinstones vitamins.

Director Pierce,I hate to pull you away from your work with something as trivial as a personnel issue, but I find the matter at hand rather troubling. Over the course of several months we've received ...
Posted by Robbie on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:57:00 PST

If you're my friend you won't open this! (Don't open this)

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Posted by Robbie on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

Apostrophie's on the highway's

What I'd Like to See on Youtube-------------------------------A video of an ice cream truck where the driver just keeps busting on people and children via the loudspeaker.A reenactment of the final ep...
Posted by Robbie on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:05:00 PST

Coal condoms being turned to diamond.

J.R.R. Tolkien's Rough Drafts: The HobbitChapter OneGandalf was a powerful wizard who simply had no tolerance for dairy products.Aw, hellChapter OneIn a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. His m...
Posted by Robbie on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

Dreams of Milk


Posted by Robbie on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:20:00 PST

Oysters are rocks with food inside.

Keep breathing like we practiced, Claire. I'm at least a half an hour away, so I need you to come to terms with the situation. You're going to deliver this baby by yourself. I'm sorry. The paramedics ...
Posted by Robbie on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:34:00 PST

Last night I dreamt I grew a beard of hamburger, shaved it off, and ate it.

If you are reading this, I am dead. I have prepared this document to settle my affairs in the case of my death, and I'm sure glad I did, because it is now apparent that I have died. In the event that ...
Posted by Robbie on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

I had a lisp until I was in 2nd grade. No joke.

Upon hearing the news of Saddam's execution, it is said that Donald Rumsfeld shed a solitary tear and bit his lip to stifle a cry. Love, it would seem, is a haunting thing.In Memory, 1937-2007Saddam J...
Posted by Robbie on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST