Kat the Monkey Puncher - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Larger than life, friendly, into Black and Pink things, Goth and Alternative music, Africa, tattoo's (permanently attached to the amazing tattooist Martin XW8 see link below ), corsetry (wearing and making), good quality alcoholic drinks (Red Wine, Ale, Liqueurs - only the good stuff), Horse riding, running around dressed in various historical costumes, embarassing myself in public repeatedly........ever fallen into a mudhole 20 foot from an elephant?

My other half's website:

....and if you're looking for the best hand-crafted jewellery this side of a rainforest go visit Cavewizard at:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

nice people, not the sort of twats who think its original to shout "GOFF" or "GRUNGER" at me in the street, trust me it's NOT, if you came up with something better I may credit you with the ability for rational intelligent thought! Read some Shakespeare, now he was a man for insults!

My Blog

wild animal rescue

I feel quite bad, I came home from shopping at around 11.30 on Saturday and looked out from my kitchen window to see something furry caught up in my sweet pea netting (I know weird but I do grow stuff...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:01:00 GMT

ALIVE

Had a bit of a wierd one on Thursday night, I managed to fall asleep in the bath- I'm very tired with working all the hours the gods send me just to keep my head above the water ironically enough, tha...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:37:00 GMT

ITS GONE

Was admitted, finally, into hospital on Tuesday 7.30am, to have my gallbladder out which meant getting up for 6am! I sat in my lovely hospital bed for 4 hours waiting for someone to come and speak wit...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:44:00 GMT

Finally some sort of answer

Finally got some sort of awnser to pain, doesn't quite answer all my problems, but I have gallstones, one of them is massive, according to the lady who did my scan, she seemed quite impressed that som...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:21:00 GMT

Poxy bloody NHS part 2 (ta jamie great header)

So on Monday morning I was awoken by hideous pain in my stomach, and went to A&E thinking they may be able to sort out this pain I've had for , well 8 months now I think back! Its never been as ba...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:00:00 GMT

Just for those who dont know the story of my name!

For anyone who doesnt know why I am the monkey puncher! It was a very hot day in Africa, and we went out on a bush walk, in a big five area, tracking a hyena and its kill, good god those bastards hav...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:02:00 GMT