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Facade

El Pollo Loco!

About Me

Facade
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a false, superficial, or artificial appearance or effect
AIM= Hairyarse101


Don't smoke, drink or do drugs. I do not believe in acquired tastes. (If it doesn't taste good the first time, consume until it does? WTF?)
My memory, charm, wit and ability to carry a fun conversation is deteriorating at a staggering rate.
I enjoy attempting to entertain people. I like it when people wave in my direction so I wave back only to find out they are waving to the person behind me. I like taking time out to enjoy simple things in life and appreciate God's beauty and the blessings He has provided me. I enjoy misusing big vocab words so I can initially sound smarter than I am until I get caught. I like playing the air guitar and/or my steering wheel drum set(complete with brake pedal) at red lights. Ilike a good stretch, big yawn and multiple sneezes(as long as no snot flies out) and tons of other weird stuff. I like to argue and play devil's advocate just to be an ass. I think I like other stuff too but I forget.

My Interests

Kickboxing, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Wrestling, Beach, Playing with my dog, Somersaults, Fartin around

Music:

Thats how i dance. No joke... I even practice...


Movies:

Primal Fear, Shaolin Soccer, Lion King, Dumb and Dumber, Black Hawk Down, Braveheart, The Last Samurai, Pokemon the Movie =D

Television:

Wild boyz, South Park, Family Guy, CSI, NYPD Blue SVU, Daily Show and Extreme Makeover- Home Edition, TUF2

Books:

Musashi, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Tuesdays with Morrie, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, The Godfather.

Heroes:


Quinton "Rampage" Jackson

Tito Ortiz

BJ "The Prodigy" Penn

Kimo
Phil Baroni

Kevin Randleman

Ray Sefo

The homie

My Blog

Top 10: Traits Of A Great Girlfriend

How do you know if she really is the right woman for you? If she possesses the following 10 traits, you better hold on to her for dear life or, before you know it, a guy who already knows where it's a...
Posted by Facade on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:10:00 PST

corporate lessons for life

Corporate Lesson no.1A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in atowel and runs downstairs. When she opens t...
Posted by Facade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Poem I Wrote A Lifetime Ago

  Walk With Me -------------------- I may not be your greatest passion but lower flames burn longer. And i may not overwhelm your soul but gentle strength is stronger. I my not be the most beaut...
Posted by Facade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Interview with God

Words of wisdom. Check it out. http://www.theinterviewwithgod.com/windowmovie.html
Posted by Facade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

See what you girls have done? My new guide to girls.

Don't you hate it when someone steals your ideas and make them thier own? Anyhow, here is something I "came up" with. =P   He, who compliments frequently, lessens them in value. Be an Asshole f...
Posted by Facade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We still miss you Nick

30 days ago you left us. I know you are watching over us. I cant believe the New Balance shoes Matt bought for you had your birthday on the tongue. Just one of you signs that you are lookin out ...
Posted by Facade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RIP NICK

Man I am sure going to miss you. I will never forget your laugh. I am so grateful that we got to hang out recently and talk about the old school days. All the fights and shit we got into, g lining, pa...
Posted by Facade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST