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I love to laugh and I'm mad hyper (once you get to know me). I guess that's why they call me La Loca. I am easy to get along with and I can be outgoing if I want to be. I am the nicest person in the world, but I can be the meanest. I have a son name Oscar. He is on his way to be crazy retarded like his mom. He is the joy in my life. During this current moment I'm on my grind trying to keep me and my son alive. I'm on my way to being a dental hygenist. My goal is to have my career and live drama-free with my son. I'm a chill person, in other words, I don't have time and I won't make time for drama.
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--Info--
Name:: Maria
Nicknames:: La Loca, Shorty, Wia, RiRi
Birthplace:: Grand Rapids
Current Location:: Grand Rapids
Hair Color:: Light Brown
Eye Color:: Hazel
Height:: 4'11"
Weight:: last time I checked 135 lbs.~hopefully less now
Tatoos?:: none~so far
Piercings?:: 4~3 ears, 1 belly
Overused Phrase:: lmao
--Your--
Bedtime:: around 11pm
Best Physical Feature:: eyes
Most Embarassing Moment:: I was doing a fashion show during my junior year in H.S. and my dress was mad long, so I tripped on it when I was walking across the stage. Luckily, I didn't fall...lol
Most Missed Memory:: H.S & J.B.; Summer '03
First Thought When You Wake Up:: Oh shit! What time is it?
Weakness:: Mountain Dew~I know I'm not suppose to drink, but this is my favorite kind
Best Friends:: D, Brandi, & Yajaira
Goal For The Year:: To potty train my son
Greatest Fears:: To fail as a mother
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Mountain Dew
McDonalds or Burger King...: Arby's
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Manzanilla
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Strawberry
Water or Milk...: H2O
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Hot Chocolate w/ mini marshmallows
Hugs or Kisses...: Both~I am affectionate
Cats or Dogs...: Dogs~only ones that don't grow
Summer or Winter...: Summer!!!!!
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Scary Movies, but I prefer Comedies!
Love or Money...: Love~money can't buy me love
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Green grapes....they're lil' oscar's favorite
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: Doesn't matter
Perferred Hair Color:: Natural hair color
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Prefer short, but braided if long
Perferred Height:: Taller than me~most people are
Perferred Weight:: Not fat
Looks or Personality...: Can't be f*cking hideous; It's all about the personality, 'cuz I can care less how fine you are
Hot or Cute...: Hot body, cute face
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: Muscular
--Favs--
Number:: 2
Food:: Puerto Rican~too much to name
Type of Music:: Bachata
Candy:: Sour Punch Straws~Green Apple
Color:: All shades of blue
Animal:: Mufasa
Drink:: Malta~India
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: Smile
Movie:: Dumb and Dumber
Past Time:: Oakhill days
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Sure have
Smoked?: Yes and never again
Been Beaten Up?: Nope; I'm too f*cking psycho; u going to have to kill me
Bullied Someone?: No~I'm too friendly
Skinny Dipped?: No~I'm going to when I get my own pool
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: Yes~I didn't get kissed though
Toliet Papered Someones House?: No~sounds like a plan
Played Poker W/ Money?: No~can someone teach me how to play?
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: Yeah~with my bathing suit underneath
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: No~almost though
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: lol...yes...lol
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Yeah~I guess I'm secretive
Went Camping?: Yes~Memorial Weekend 2000
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: No~WTF?!
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Hell No!
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: Nope!
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: All the time~I don't own an umbrella...I need to buy one
Danced In The Rain?: Yeah~lol...no comment
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: Yeah~I felt pretty butt
Been On Stage?: Yeah
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: No~my parents did not play that
Been To A Nude Beach?: No~debating though
Cursed In Church?: No~sometimes you be wanting to
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: No~haven't kissed many
Burnt Yourself?: Yeah~damn chicken grease
Been Dumped?: Yes~Once
Dumped Someone?: Yup~I don't f*ck with bullsh*t
Been In Love?: Yes-twice
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: OMG! Yes~it was so f*cking gross
Wanted To Be A Model?: Was~when I was 14
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: Yeah~gymnastics
Bought Lottery Tickets?: Yes~that's exactly what I did on my 18th b-day
Made Out In A Car?: Yeah
Cried During A Movie?: Yeah~I guess I'm sensitive
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: Yeah~duh! i ain't rich
Made Love On The Beach?: Not yet~me and my future husband will one day
Shoplifted?: Hell no! WTF!
Seen Someone Shoplift?: Hell yeah~at Walgreens...in the condoms/yeast infection treatment section...lol...that shit was funny as hell...to make it worse, the person was a bass head
Hung Up On Someone?: Sure have~don't got time for bullsh*t
Yelled At Your Pet?: I don't have one
Gotten Seasick?: Nope
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: What?! Hell Naw!
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: No~prefer the butterfly cut jump offs
Stalked Someone?: It's not stalking when you actually knock on the f*ucker's door, it's more like WTF are you tryin' to hide?
Had A Stalker?: OMG! Yes! I think he is still stalking... you know who u are
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: Yeah~high people be so damn funny when they are paranoid
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: What?! Do you know who my mom is? She do not be carin'
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: Hell Naw~a meal ain't complete without the meat
Protested?: No
Been To An Island?: Yes~Puerto Rico
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: No
Screamed In A Library?: No~I don't want to be the center of attention
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: Hell No~I don't know where that person's lips been at
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: No~not a home wrecker
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: I wish I wasn't so frickin' pale
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: Yup~all the time
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: No~I ain't that damn pale
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: Sure have~on the 104.5 morning show...puddin' and the playhouse...i had to kick this dude in the nuts, repeatedly, to win some concert tickets, and i won them
Threw Up In School?: No~when I feel sick, I just go home
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: No~all were signed
Wore Something You Hated?: Duh! Work uniforms!
Wore Something To Match Someone?: Remember Twin Days back in high school
Been To A Luau?: No~I would like to go to one though
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: Yeah~I try not to
Been On TV?: Yeah~nothing big though
Been Outta The Country?: Puerto Rico
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Yeah~by some perverted a**holes
Won A Pool Game?: Sure have~by luck only
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Yeah~sh*t was funny
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: Hell naw~that's stupid
Dieted?: I am right now
Had An Eating Disorder?: Nope~I love food too much
Cheated On Your Other?: I rather leave than to cheat
Been Cheated On?: Hell yeah~been played so much that I never experineced a relationship where the dude was faithful
Been Paid To Date Someone?: No~that is so mean
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: Polly~dudes be on that bullsh*t
Tanned Topless?: Butt a** naked
Been Strip Searched?: No
Been On A Plane?: Yeah~I hate those things
Been On A Cruise?: No~I want to go someday
Been Pantsed In Public?: Whatever that means?!
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: Yeah~I got it from my mom...lol
Broke Someone's Heart?: I wouldn't call it breaking their heart...payback's a b*itch!
Sung In The Shower?: All the time
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: No~I'm a bargain shopper
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: All the time
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Yeah~rude a** people that do not know how to knock
Been Walked In On While Showering?: No~I always lock the bathroom door
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: No~I love scary movies
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: No~I know how to act in public
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: Nope~I'm a pro
Been In Detention?: Unfortanetly, yes
Feel Off A Roof?: No~I actually sledded off the garage roof onto the picnic table during the winter time...we ain't had hills by house growing up
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: No~that is so frickin' stupid
Been In A Wreck?: Yeah~no one got hurt though
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: No~I just slow down
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: No~my mom was not having that
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: Yeah~during a water fight
Been Shot?: No~thank goodness
Had A Water Gun War?: Oh yeah~when those Super Soakers first came out, man that whole summer was a water gun war
Been Arrested?: Almost~not gonna get on that subject though
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: Can't call it regret...let's call it a learning experience
Country You Wanna Visit:: Jamaica
Way You Wanna Die:: Old and in my sleep
Like Thunderstorms?: Yes~while someone is driving...you know who you are...and when sleeping
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: What?! I love my parents to death!
R U A Health Freak?: When I want to be
U Think Ur Attractive?: You be the judge
Do You Believe In Yourself?: Yes~if you don't, who will
Wanna Get Married?: Yes, but it's hard when you got so many fake a** dudes in this world
Wanna Go To College?: Am there right now
Shower Daily?: More than once a day
Want Kids?: Have 1~but if I get married, I would like more
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: Ummm...did I mention that I have a kid?
Do U Hate Anyone?: No~I'm a lover, not a hater
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: Yeah~I use to do that in middle school...not in a provocative way though
Do You Think You Can Sing?: I know that I can't sing
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: Yeah, but it burns
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Sometimes
Can You Whistle?: Somewhat
Can You Walk In High Heels?: Yup~that's what I love to wear
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: No~it bothers
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: No~not a spicy fan
Can You Multitask?: Yeah~I do it everyday
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: No~my tongue ain't that long
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: Yeah...lol...I am little
Do You Spit?: Yeah~who doesn't?...u mean to tell me that u swallow ur toothpaste when u brush ur teeth?
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: Yeah~Coke is stronger
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: To be finished with college and to start my career
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Haiku
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Zest~'cuz I'm Zestfully Clean
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Thanksgiving Dinner
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: Yeah~in Heaven!
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