gilbert

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Name: Gilbert
Birthday: March 1st
Birthplace: Alley Way
Current Location: Behind Bars
Eye Color: My one eye is red
Hair Color: I can't grow hair
Height: I'm a legal midget
Right Handed or Left Handed: I swing it both ways
Your Heritage: I may be a mammal
The Shoes You Wore Today: Prison shoes
Your Weakness: Prison Men
Your Fears: Dropping the soap
Your Perfect Pizza: Never had it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: See a women
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What's an instant messenger?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Only 4,612 days left
Your Best Physical Feature: My one eye
Your Bedtime: Whenever Lights out is called
Your Most Missed Memory: They erased my memory
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, why else would I be in prison?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Never had it
Single or Group Dates: No groups please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Jack Daniels
Chocolate or Vanilla: I swing it both ways
Cappuccino or Coffee: Jack Daniels
Do you Smoke: Everything
Do you Swear: On what?
Do you Sing: Not in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: I try not to
Have you Been in Love: WIth the Warden
Do you want to go to College: School of Hard Knox
Do you want to get Married: I am married, I met her on MySpace
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in MySpace
Do you get Motion Sickness: I love the motion in the ocean
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda hard when your in prison
Do you get along with your Parents: I don't know, they left me in the alley way.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No they scare me
Do you play an Instrument: I'm forced to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Prison
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep, on MySpace
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope, just the prison yard.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Can't seem to get those around here.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I dream about it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Just the annual prison play.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah, on MySpace.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah Big Daves soap
Ever been Drunk: Jack Daniels
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, always say yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Never went shopping.
How do you want to Die: Not in Prison
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: One eyed midget
What country would you most like to Visit: Cuba
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: 2 eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Hair
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: doesn't matter at this point
Weight: more to love
Best Clothing Style: no clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: today?
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: 36
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: being born
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