Janice Dickinson, John Cusack, Deadpool, Jude Law, Spelling bees, Standing around awkwardly and clutching my purse, poetry, apples, synchronized swimming, fat people, coffee, photoshop, really big sunglasses, fake nails, candy, adultery, al capone, table salt, Chemistry, arsenic, atrocity, bees, bunnies, buster keaton, caligula, canada, Jude Law, pirates, SPACE pirates,dead things, car accidents, waffles, waffle irons, standing too close to people, rock n' roll, Richard Nixon, Prince Charles and The Queen Mum (God Bless Her Soul), head shoulders knees and toes, cheese, Clifford Odets,crisco, crop dusting, czar nicolas, daisies, delmore schwartz, dido and aeneas, diet soda, dogs, dorothy parker, dylan thomas, e e cummings,Louise Gluck, C.P Cavafy, Robinson Jeffers, Conrad Aiken, harry potter, helen of troy, henri de toulouse-lautrec, hostile takeovers, howard hughes, jimmy stewart, jude law, lechery, leeches, legwarmers, lepers, leprosy, lewis carrol, lies, liposuction, lizzie borden, matricide, medea, money, nailpolish, nikita kruschev, obesity, oregon trail II, oscar wilde, plutonium, politics, pudding, tito, tristan and isolde, Ioan Gruffudd, Evelyn De Morgan, ts elliot, tuberculosis, Jude Law, Typhoid Mary universal healthcare, uta hagen,rollerskates, sewing, shoes, silent hill, smallpox, stoich, embroidery, ether, euripidies, euthanasia,tea, forgery, fraud, french, h.d, peptic ulcers, projectile vomit, Jeffrey McDaniel, C Day Lewis, Wilfred Owen, Stephen Crane, Charles Baudelaire, Soren Kierkegaard, The new hotness, Harley Quinn, Dance Parties,list making,very long lists, not being pregnant
Pretentious people, Pirates, Really fat girls, Dick Van Dyke, People who hate the internet, People who don't use the phrase "Cat Person" or "Cat Lady" unless they mean someone who is half human and half cat
Pretentious indie bullcrap et al.
Man Bites Dog, Movies I pretend to understand so no one can accuse me of not being culturally relevant, Movies starring John Cusack that didn't feel like a waste of my money.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
"Outside of a Dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read"
Daniel Deronda, Jude The Obscure, Vanity Fair, Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Sense and Sensibility, Mansfield Park, Emma, Northanger Abbey, Pamela, Great Expectations, Rebecca, Tess of the D'urbervilles, High Fidelity, The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, The Magician's Nephew, The Horse and His Boy, The Last Battle, The Silver Chair, Prince Caspian, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Middlemarch, Bleak House, Silas Marner, The Mill on the Floss, David Copperfield, Requiem for the Living(C Day Lewis), Alice In Wonderland, Alice Through The Looking Glass, The Complete Works Of William Shakespeare, Poison : A handguide, Thought Reform and the psychology of totalism : A study of "brainwashing" in China, The Idiot, Age of Innocence, Either/Or, Wives and Daughters, House of Mirth
Janice Dickinson, Regina George, Caligula