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Maria is a level headed Aries who enjoys laughing, freaking out, napping, and being spastic at times. She's a monster in the morning and a kitten in the evening. Loves cooking, hates eating alone. Reads books for fun. Collects old Textbooks and books about Drafting, Construction, Architecture and Photography. Has an 'extraordinary' taste in music. ZZTop and Marching Bands? who knew!? Enjoys movies with Vince Vaughn, anything Jack Black, and Wayne's World. (number 1, not number 2) Magic 8 balls really DO know the answer and love really does make the world go 'round.

My Interests

laughing histerically, dancing in my undies, 1950's Pin-up girls, high heels, pointy shoes, breakfast at 5pm, head-to-toe hugs, clean sheets, warm skin, these motherfuckers:

I'd like to meet:

One day I'd like to be quick on my feet and meet someone famous and have terribly witty things to say to them. But for now I think I'll just stick to the people I already know.

Music:

Yarrr...she be a harsh mistress to divorce

Movies:

Yes, I have been known to like a good war movie now and again. also, Chorus Line. I try to be cool, but I just had to sneak that one in!

Television:

Television is a funny thing. It fills time and allows a person to be lost for an hour, or 4. I've decided I don't like television very much. I've lived without regular scheduled tv that I've learned to live without it. I like books more than I like tv.

Books:

GIVE ME BOOKS! Books make the world go 'round. I'd marry books if I could. Books are the way to this girl's heart.

Heroes:

I like it when people say their mom or dad is their hero. my mom and dad are great people, but they're not hero-worthy... yet. maybe when they invent hover-bikes or some sort of robot. Then (and only then) we'll talk. for now i have no heros. I do have many people in my life that i admire. they know who they are.

My Blog

Random Crap

50 things that might not be completely random but are still pretty darn random about YOU1. Where is your dad right now?At home probably watching the tube2. Last time you kissed someone?like, 5 minutes...
Posted by I Am Fartacus on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

Time Waster 5000

1. My 'ex' is still ::my ex2. I am listening to :: lame ass guitar on some driving game4. I love :: Mark5. My best friend(s) :: salmonallie6. I don't understand :: unprofessionalism7. I lost my respec...
Posted by I Am Fartacus on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:16:00 PST

Pre-Work Week procrastination

1. Height?5'62. Have you ever smoked heroin?What? No way.3. Do you own a gun?No5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?Not really. They usually tend to help people...6. What do you think of h...
Posted by I Am Fartacus on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:10:00 PST

70 things you probably already knew about me...

Your Favorite...1. Colour: greens and browns2. Food: Greek, Japanese, Italian3. Word: hmm... not sure. It could quite possibly be "Tardily" as in "the torp is tardily twisted!"4. Book: 2010, The Bell ...
Posted by I Am Fartacus on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:54:00 PST

31 Things to Pass The Time

1. What are you thinking about right now?Darryl, and how I don't know if he's going to be recognizable today and how I want to tell him that I love him and that he's like my own dad. But I also want t...
Posted by I Am Fartacus on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:05:00 PST

rainbow v2.o

Body: RED - TEMPER1. Are you currently mad at someone?Nope, not that I know of!2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?My brother Nick. Handsdown. When I was 13 I was convinced he wanted ...
Posted by I Am Fartacus on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

My Top 4 Lameo's. I MEAN AWESOME-O's

Dont change your myspace top 4- fill the people in below- answer the questions truthfully1. Samantha2. Allie3. Mark4. Man-SamHave you ever showered with 3?- YesWhere did you meet number 4?- good ol' f...
Posted by I Am Fartacus on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:20:00 PST

Stolen from Cory

1. WHAT CURSE WORD DO Y0U USE THE MOST?Shit2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD?Yup! It's pretty. 3. WHAT PERSON ON YOUR TOP 8 DO YOU TALK TO THE MOST?Mark. It's hard not to...4. WHAT TIME IS YOUR ALARM CLOCK SET TO...
Posted by I Am Fartacus on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

Stolen from Farren, part 2

1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2007?Koutouki on 124th with my Honey. Deelicious!2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?Mark calls me it sometimes.3) What are you listening to...
Posted by I Am Fartacus on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:49:00 PST

All About My .1 Friend (don't tell the others)

1) What's this persons name?Samantha2) Do you trust them?Yes3) Where did you meet them?Grade 7 homeroom4) How old were you when you first met?I think I had just turned 135) Is this person one of your ...
Posted by I Am Fartacus on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:58:00 PST