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rug cutter

i can kill the fuck out of joe!

About Me

I'm a strong swimmer. So bring on the flood, God, and I'll kick the shit out of the Mariner in Waterworld!

My Interests

yeah I've got a few

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

make it anything but the 3 c's....country and coheed and cambria, and I'll listen

Movies:

make me laugh, or place me on the edge of my seat

Television:

make me laugh

Books:

does a stack of maxims count?

Heroes:

Mr. Clean and now....jeremy pussy PUALIN for making this, and causing me to crap on myself from laughing so hard. but thats the only reason. he sucks at everything else. and also captain planet

My Blog

hey jed pittman thanks for the ticket

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Posted by rug cutter on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:23:00 PST

a letter to the levis co.

    Dear levis co. i know it was you, back in the 60s,  that put clorine in the water that comes into our houses, so that when we wash our cloths they'll fade, and then we'll have ...
Posted by rug cutter on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:19:00 PST

best day ever

so i get home, in a hurry, and i start to take a shower. im wiating for the water to get hot and....FUCK, its not getting hot. so i say fuck it ill just take a cold shower. so now im rushing through ...
Posted by rug cutter on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:43:00 PST

time

so yesterday i was looking at teh clock right when the time changed from 4:21 to 4:22 amd it was wierd but cool, i cuz didnt blink or anything a was there for the whole experience.
Posted by rug cutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

is it just bad timing

how come everything i think something is going to work out one way, the complete opposite happens. and its all the time. its really starting to get under my skin. fuck i hate this.
Posted by rug cutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so i know its wrong, but what can i do

ok. today im getting my hair cut. nothing sepcial just a regular cut. and then it comes time for the shampoo, and it starts off with the water not be able to get hot, but that didnt really bother me c...
Posted by rug cutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no one has over 20 friends

no one has over 20 friends, im talking real friends that you talk to on a regular basis. so its rediculous to think that someone would have 1227 friends. i mean come on theres got to be a point where ...
Posted by rug cutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thumbless hitchhiker

when i was on my way home i saw this guy standing near the road point down the road. and i thought, if he had no thumbs and he was trying to get a ride no one would pick him up. cuz they would just th...
Posted by rug cutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i need to know what everyone thinks

omg if i dont get a comment on this i might die.
Posted by rug cutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what a day

the other day i was finishing up some shopping, at the WAL. just basic stuff. but then as im rolling on the back of my cart into the lienin isle. a man steps in front of me, he looks right at me, and ...
Posted by rug cutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST