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Jonathan

About Me

Well for starters, I procrastinate. But Im getting better. Only took me about 8 months to finally fill this out... Im married to a wonderful woman who makes me happy... No kids, no desire really. I do, however, get great joy watching kids fall down while wearing those sneakers with a skate wheel in the sole... bonus points if they cry... There is no such thing as calling in sick when you own your own business... I work in a mall and boycotted Sbarros for a year and a half; I doubt anyone noticed... I grow a beard and shave it off about every six months; not because of the temperature but because I cant decide if I like it or not. This has been going on for about 3 years now... I believe pee time is private time... Ive always been a little jealous of Rion b/c I cant say "Ive electro-ejaculated a zebra"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

- Since Im a Discovery Channel geek, Adam Savage, Jamie Hyneman, Mike Rowe - I generally want to meet less and less people because of the gems I meet on a daily basis at the mall
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