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About Me

Shmoopy berries from the planet Zelbotsa. If yooooo are stooopid, I will diss yoo beecuz my pimpernel is a scarlet letter. I have birth mark on my mole which is located on my huhu. Only my imasginary stunt double can fold my launders rightly. one day you will desire my noenail clippings and I will spring forth, out of the fountain of bile and sssssssssslubjugate my loins. Then world peace will ensuriate the hobgoblins Jihad.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Delorious Macrowave. Grumpy Bear. Strawberry tee ton supreme will wildcard my deepest purple lucid dream freeways. When I meet whom I'd like to meet, Stanley Kubrick will fist his eargina as Shelley Duvall applauds deafeningly.

My Blog

Freedom Party Sez & I Kudos

your freedom party has issued a fatwa, a legal ruling regarding your inquiry: (DangerDanger’s Inquiry)their question: You guys need to issue a statement on the new Dutch anti-Islam movie... Is i...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:58:00 GMT

This Bud’s for you, Carlos.

Budweiser is Racist:Seen the new Bud Light commercial lately? Yeah, it's pretty racist. Know why? That totally unfunny comedian Carlos Mencia (really retarded people think he's funny) apparently think...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Hello again! I'm sorry...

I was once a devout Myspacer. And then i committed myspace suicide. It just became too OUT OF CONTROL. The obsession had to abate so I performed a 'self-intervention' and deleted everything. So i...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 15:10:00 GMT