SATAN'S SCROTUM (FRANKENSTONER) - "DRIVING THRU GARY!" HAS BEEN YOUR NEW BIBLE! SINCE THE NEW MILLENIUM! SATAN'S SCROTUM (FRANKENSTONER) STARTED FRANKENSTONER IN 2002, & WAS USING THE NAME SATAN'S SCROTUM IN 2001. SATAN'S SCROTUM (FRANKENSTONER) & THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP ARE THE KINGS, INVENTORS, & DICTATORS OF PURE FUCKING GUTTER-CORE FROM THE FUCKING MURDER CAPITOL! THE NEW MAINSTREAM!
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RUDY CLAY: CURRENT MAYOR OF GARY.
"Michael Jackson was born in Gary, Indiana, and our hearts are heavy, heavy here. Michael Jackson was the world's greatest entertainer but more than he was great humanitarian and a great, humble individual. The people of Gary, our hearts are full of tears because of the loss of Michael Jackson." — Gary, Ind., Mayor Rudy Clay.
Jimmy Kimmel, who does his ABC show live, didn't appear to be in the mood for a joke about Jackson on Thursday — until the punch line: "He was an extremely powerful symbol: a black performer who whites could relate to and then later in life, a white performer who blacks could relate to."
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Gary alderman Roscoe Shumway and the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
bio:
One funny ass motherfucker from CPI wrote some reviews for FW in 2006 once. He disapeared and has not been heard from since. Drugs & hookers are a powerful thing! Someone put him on a milk jug, and if you find him, let us know we've been looking for him, to write some more insane ass visionary, GUTTER-CORE ghetto trasche reviews for FW & MP again!
TAKING BACK GARY!: "I WILL FUCK YOU IN A CRACK HEARSE!" STEVIE HAYES RECORDS 2006
Taking Back Gary is going places! This bold new project from the masterminds behind SATAN'S SCROTUM is creating massive erections and lubricated vaginas in the pants of their fans across the country! This is partially the work of ass-noise visionary FRANKENSTONER, who has pioneered such famous acts such as ALIMENT, and many other well-known acts.If you haven't bought this CD yet or have yet to become acquainted with the genius that is Stevie Hayes Records, what are you waiting for?!?!?!? Get on the ball, get to the website, buy something and change your life completely!This solid tidbit of wisdom and good advice was brought to you by Gary alderman Roscoe Shumway and the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. If you don't dig it, or don't dig the music, fuck you and go kill yourself! - 10/18/2006 1:03 PM
RICK MURPHY: "CUM AND MEET THE CHAMP" STEVIE HAYES RECORDS 2006
Dude, Rick Murphy, you are going places sir! The new wave of death-piss and shit rock will be crafted from the finest Casio, Optimus and Yamaha Keyboard beats and shreds courtesy of cut-rate pawn shop guitars! THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS GODDAMN IT!!!! This is how you take over the world, squashing weak little dickholes with relentless hardcore jams and then mercilessly fucking their women while they watch! Yeeehaw! The best is yet to come: After you fuck their women, you get to eat pizza and NOT share!Your music sounds a lot like a project I was doing back in the late 90's up until 2006 called Chicago Porno Industry....If you ever do any touring, like to porno wack booths or wal-mart or AutoZone parking lots, let me know and I will resurrect CPI and become your opening act. Stay brutal, and force feed cum to groupies while stealing their boyfriends bikes.This concludes our broadcast day. This station has an antenna located 6 inches in your wife's ass, with an effective radiated power of shit, and 5 watts. Please tune in tomorrow at 6am when we resume our broadcast day. - 9/29/2006 10:46 PM
That is all,
Roxboro Fuckhammer Attorney at War
PS: BYAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SATAN'S SCROTUM: "DRIVING THRU GARY! SWEET SOUNDS FROM THE GUTTER, PUNK AS FUCK!" STEVIE HAYES RECORDS 2002
Gary is full of goddamn negroes, I advise you stay away unless you want AIDS dick and an empty wallet in the vicinity of 5th and Columbus in the Little Africa district, where skeeze-ass dymes get beatfucked by Mandingo motherfuckers with hung-ass jackhammer cocks in special holsters which they sling on the outside of their 1982 Chevy Caprices, on 24 inch rims with a blown fucking head gasket...Keep shitting on the genre and sexually abuse women because its goddamn FUN. See you guys at Centier Bank in Highland where I will be inseminating bank capsules and shitting on some jig's 4 dollar deposit. - Sep 16, 2006 2:44 AM
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69 MINUTES: "THE MURDER CAPITOL OF THE WORLD 17 YEARS IN A ROW!" THE CURRENT STATE OF SHITTY OF GARY (3-parts) 2006
I also wanted to say that I particularly enjoyed going half-and-half with your "boyz" on a chartered flight to Detroit to see Tom Joyner last week. I would have preferred getting seats to Its Showtime At The Apollo, but you are large and in charge, with your Ohio Players facial hair and your 7$ rayon ties.I really hope we can charter another single-engine Cessna with one wing again. When we were flying over downtown Gary waiting for the Air Traffic Controllers to let us land, I thought of how lucky Cory Lidle was. And Thurman Munson. And Bob Collins from WGN-720AM. Never will I forget the true pleasure of watching "Disorderlies" while smoking crack in an airplane with duct tape on the seats.You are a bigger legend than Mayor Daley the 1st. When the townspeople see you driving down 5th Street in your '79 Buick Regal, they know you are going to do something important.Roscoe ShumwayPS: Your wife makes great Okra salad. Is that a "southern Negro" thing? Gerry Studds Rots With Freddie Mercury10/15/2006 2:57 AM
Dear Mayor Rudy Clay,You are the biggest jive-ass turkey within a 1600-mile radius, and I hope you are proud of your sound achievements to the community. Besides cultivating your 1973 South Side Baptist Preacher sideburns, we are proud of your tireless efforts in pimping out the Gary International Airport, which celebrated it's 100th passenger last week after 5 years of winning 1st place in the "Airport Least Likely To Be Used For Anything More Than a Urinal" Contest...Thanks to you, Hooters Air now flies to Orlando. God bless you and all your hard work.As for revitalizing your downtown section, you have done well by inviting many fine folks making less than 5K a year to live in former "high end" houses, and pushed all the "uppity folks" out to the Black Oak subdivision. There, all the rich people who make the big bucks (10K annually) can live in harmony amongst each other, in chicken shacks along unpaved roads with flood zones every five feet. Keep up the great work, and I will be sure to tell the community you buy your suits at Value City, so you can better relate to your "peeps"....Roscoe ShumwayGary Alderman 1st Ward Peace out from tha heightz!!!! - 10/15/2006 3:09 AM
October 15, 2006 3:20 PM
Jive! This Mocha Turkey has been pulling the same political hide the salami tricks and games since the steel mills took a shit in the early 1990's. Although he is riding the crest of high feces at the expense of Scott King's 3-term rape candidacy, people are hep to the sideburns. Gary is a town on the move! It exhibits the same great qualities instituted by Mayor Yarbrough from Maywood, IL, another Jive city of chocolate and dim futures. Little Known Fact (disputed): Mayor Rudy Clay reportedly was a backup singer for both the Ohio Players and the Commodores until he got into some bullshit argument with Lionel Richie about wide collars and the popularity of striped tube socks. He still wears the same suits he did back in '72, when he worked as a backup singer for the O'Jays briefly while trying to mobilize a new candidacy for Dick Gregory for president. Long live tha Jive! Roscoe Shumway
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TAKING BACK GARY! is another very cult band on The Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) dictatorship. One thing is clear, they are taking it back! Some people would argue that TBG is emo like Taking Back Sunday, and other people say they really are TAKING BACK GARY! This is an impossible feat to Take Back Gary with Rudy Clay in office, and the current population of straight up niggers in and surrounding GARY! and most of the entire chicagoland area, and burbs, but some say TBG are ready for the job, and WILL get it done!
There were some run in's between TAKING BACK GARY, and XBXRX, and Weasel Walter, over the Alex Tonella scandal. The sleazy mexican promoter that dicked XBXRX out of 1000 dollars and nearly left them stranded in mexico. One thing is clear about this scandal, however. Alex Tonella would fit in great in GARY! most of the entire chicagoland area, and burbs!!!!! and I would encourage Alex to run for political office there!
Alex Tonella
VIDEOS
SATAN'S SCROTUM (FRANKENSTONER) - DRIVING THRU GARY! , off "DRIVING THRU GARY!" 2002.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjLkyjqbeo0
SATAN'S SCROTUM (FRANKENSTONER) - CRACK RAMBLE, off "DRIVING THRU GARY!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_jTuf4j7JA
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